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[oceanglass9000]

here

*gives you get out of death free card*

- @messenger-faith-interpreter

Oh thanks Xis...

Wait what?!? Does this thing work?!?!? How did... *Ocean is looking at the card and is very confused*

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

Death left it after escaping. So yes it works and I don't really need considering I didn't die from bleeding out in the forest for 2 months.

[oceanglass9000]

Right well... I'm a little surprised but I'm sure I'll get some use out of it...

...

...

*Ocean looks at their hand for a long moment before asking* are you sure you don't have someone more important you'd rather give this to?

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

No not really. Hungry and gay are both immortal and ADHD is kinda a ghost possessing a puppet.

You are there most mortal person i know crypt left you without a leg instantly. Then you got kidnapped by breasts. Also if you do make the decision to go outside of the timeline it will make it less of a suicide mission.

[mohawkmem116]

breasts? like boobs?

[frenchferretdrummer]

New pfp just dropped, ya boy is a cat girl with a disorder

[mohawkmem116]

trans

[spectroacha]

GET BENT @god-tamer-official

[god-tamer-official]

OKAY WELL WE BOTH HAD COLDS THAT DAY SO WE WEREN'T EVEN AT OUR BEST

LIKE IF IT WAS ANY OTHER DAY WE TOTALLY WOULD HAVE BEATEN YOU

(APPRECIATE THE BOW THOUGH)

[craw-boy-news]

HALLOWNEST'S FAMED GOD TAMER GETS BUTT KICKED, CHALKS IT UP TO "HAVING A COLD"

[god-tamer-official]

"BUTT KICKED???" BUTT KICKED??? THIS WAS HARDLY A BUTT KICKING!!! OUR BODIES BETRAYED US, AND YET WE STILL FOUGHT WITH SPIRIT!!! WITH VALOR!!!

CHALLENGE THE ARENA AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL BUTT KICKING LOOKS LIKE!!!

[craw-boy-news]

You dare Challenge Boy-Craw??? To challenge such a magnificent being higher than yourself??? I am merely a messenger to the presses of what occurred and have held no hate towards you or your dog-beast!

A true craw does not fight from anger, and shall not be accompanying you to the arena. Boy believes the Tamer had fought bravely alongside its beast, and would love to know of it's training techniques when it recovers

Boy will, however, not remove the headline, as the Lord of fools has paid for this advertising and Boy-craw will not give back shellshinies

[spectroacha]

maybe you should train an aerial creature and then fight me while the floor’s turned to spikes. i broke more of a sweat during those floorless bits than i did fighting you and your dog!

most you could do is be a good sport about it, and i still bowed didn’t i?

[lord-of-the-fools]

I mean if you guys wanna fight that bad…

[mohawkmem116]

got popcorn

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[mohawkmem116]

fuck you @derinthescarletpescatarian , this post will live on.

[thenatsdorf]

Itchy snoot. 

[softsaryn]

[headspace-hotel]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-official-goose-god]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[regnbagshaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-rodgulhaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[betamash]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cee4bugza]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[flowtatoexd]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[goobleflop]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[korvax404]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cr0w1zd3d]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[silly-fi5h]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[thatglitchfan]

HE DIRT IS BROKEN:(

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[byrdiboo]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[skyporf]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[pandagobrr]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[roxfox5]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[pinkyprincessnom]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[siren-darkocean]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[foxfru]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[leshy-lover]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[sephythegremlin]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[grey-washere]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[diablo-sera-tops]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[thehollowmite]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[frenchferretdrummer]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[mohawkmem116]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[frenchferretdrummer]

Only I have the courage to scroll in public

[mohawkmem116]

do yoo?

[human-of-hallownest-official]

ITS EASTER PARTY TIME

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[mohawkmem116]

look at all those chickens.

[frenchferretdrummer]

After being trampled by a horse, he passed away. At the funeral, his corpse was missing. He stopped thinking, so he disappeared after going under descartes

[mohawkmem116]

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[carby]

[voidsentprinces]

[autism-official]

[autism-official]

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[kermitthebomber-offical]

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Holy shit, that's where they get it

[rev-days-without-ai-ads-offical]

thank you

[mohawkmem116]

[shadexether]

You know what notes game except it's not one of those ones that makes my wellbeing result on the number of notes and instead is just funny and silly

1 note - I post a picture of my silksong flea plushie

10 notes - I finish writing a silksong oneshot I've been working on very slowly for the past month

15 notes - I post a piece of Hollow Knight fanart that I made when I was a little kid

25 notes - I get up and give my cat a kiss on her tiny forehead. There will be no proof of this and you will have to take my word for it. (also I will do this anyways and already do like 20 times a day)

35 notes - I do a colour palette experiment drawing

50 notes - I go into the nearby woods wearing my most whimsical outfit and have a picnic with some of my plushies (will post photo proof)

75 notes - I expose what pharloomblr blogs I run on my main (moots from pharloomblr don't you dare expose me unless this goal is reached)

100 notes - I do a silly little art raffle

Uhhh I doubt this will get that many notes but if 100 notes is passed I guess I'll come up with more stuff

[mohawkmem116]

3 more

[shadexether]

You know what notes game except it's not one of those ones that makes my wellbeing result on the number of notes and instead is just funny and silly

1 note - I post a picture of my silksong flea plushie

10 notes - I finish writing a silksong oneshot I've been working on very slowly for the past month

15 notes - I post a piece of Hollow Knight fanart that I made when I was a little kid

25 notes - I get up and give my cat a kiss on her tiny forehead. There will be no proof of this and you will have to take my word for it. (also I will do this anyways and already do like 20 times a day)

35 notes - I do a colour palette experiment drawing

50 notes - I go into the nearby woods wearing my most whimsical outfit and have a picnic with some of my plushies (will post photo proof)

75 notes - I expose what pharloomblr blogs I run on my main (moots from pharloomblr don't you dare expose me unless this goal is reached)

100 notes - I do a silly little art raffle

Uhhh I doubt this will get that many notes but if 100 notes is passed I guess I'll come up with more stuff

[shadexether]

You know what notes game except it's not one of those ones that makes my wellbeing result on the number of notes and instead is just funny and silly

1 note - I post a picture of my silksong flea plushie

10 notes - I finish writing a silksong oneshot I've been working on very slowly for the past month

15 notes - I post a piece of Hollow Knight fanart that I made when I was a little kid

25 notes - I get up and give my cat a kiss on her tiny forehead. There will be no proof of this and you will have to take my word for it. (also I will do this anyways and already do like 20 times a day)

35 notes - I do a colour palette experiment drawing

50 notes - I go into the nearby woods wearing my most whimsical outfit and have a picnic with some of my plushies (will post photo proof)

75 notes - I expose what pharloomblr blogs I run on my main (moots from pharloomblr don't you dare expose me unless this goal is reached)

100 notes - I do a silly little art raffle

Uhhh I doubt this will get that many notes but if 100 notes is passed I guess I'll come up with more stuff

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[mohawkmem116]

why is the tumblr user fucking?

[craw-boy-news]

Sex

[mohawkmem116]

no

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

[frenchferretdrummer]

no

[mohawkmem116]

what is that account shaped thing you have on you then?

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[kat-the-oddity]

As a trans man. Yes. I’m a real man and so are the rest of us.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

i love how the reblog-to-like ratio is 8:1

[trytocallmecal]

i am rigging this thing

I shall reblog lots more

[burrbeast]

I might queue this a bunch. To save my moots for once.

[trytocallmecal]

this bugger keeps wandering over my dash and I reblog it every time. It may be a form of a perpetuum mobile. I don’t mind none

[burrbeast]

I have decided to just queue it a bunch every time I see it. Yes this probably means it will never leave me alone. Yes I am perfectly happy with this.

[frenchferretdrummer]

Knowing full well what website this is, I honestly think a lot of the likes on this post probably come from people who have crap reading comprehension and mixed up the like and reboot meaning

[mohawkmem116]

reboot?

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[kat-the-oddity]

As a trans man. Yes. I’m a real man and so are the rest of us.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

i love how the reblog-to-like ratio is 8:1

[trytocallmecal]

i am rigging this thing

I shall reblog lots more

[burrbeast]

I might queue this a bunch. To save my moots for once.

[trytocallmecal]

this bugger keeps wandering over my dash and I reblog it every time. It may be a form of a perpetuum mobile. I don’t mind none

[burrbeast]

I have decided to just queue it a bunch every time I see it. Yes this probably means it will never leave me alone. Yes I am perfectly happy with this.

[frenchferretdrummer]

Knowing full well what website this is, I honestly think a lot of the likes on this post probably come from people who have crap reading comprehension and mixed up the like and reboot meaning