non-romanceable NPC

she/they, 30+, extremely chaotic tumblr poster (formerly ohnoktcsk)

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.

[yokelfelonking]

People have known this for decades

[dankmemeuniversity]

I’m

[froginakettle]

The youth are lost

[duncte123]

Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I watched this without sound and it was just so happy and joyful I knew it could only get better with the music

And I was right

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[skyakafreckles]

[frisktastic]

source

[sasskarian]

I have NO IDEA what I just watched but my life has been enriched and my day has been made

[augustheart]

i'm crying rn.... the fucking Torta.....

[too-many-monkeys]

¿Hay elote en mi tortilla? Ah, no, es un búho

[laiostoudenn-archived-deactivat]

What online world did you frequent most when you were younger? (If applicable)

Toontown Online

Wizard101

Club Penguin

Webkinz

World of Warcraft

Habbo Hotel

Maplestory

Movie Star Planet

Other (feel free to specify in tags)

Voting ended onMay 19, 2024

Out of pure curiosity and fun!

[predatory-lesbians]

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

[yeenobabino]

So close.

[the-foolish-fool-who-gets-fooled]

north south FUCK west

[thearcanatweets]

[pervocracy]

yeah, you definitely want to make a lighthearted remark

[feyosha]

Haha, yea, I suppose you-

OH SHIT that is hilarious

[furryprovocateur]

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

[hyumjim]

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

[deathstars]

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU

Happy Star Wars Day!

[waitineedaname]

I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway

[waitineedaname]

[bombsights]

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

[warriornunnery]

as he deserves!!!

[grandinches]

@unpretty I LOVE THIS

[too-many-monkeys]

@frequentlybees truly baseball is the gift that (bee)keeps on giving

[georgedontdothat]

how?? just how?

[wkdwtchoftheest]

@jooshthepunished

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[biggaybunny]

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

[lady-inkyrius]

Posting hole

[lady-inkyrius]

Lol

[metastablephysicist]

yeah yeah carbon nanotubes. but what about the copper nanotubes.

[mythopoeticlicense]

I bet you'd need some high quality copper for that huh?

[6qubed]

not again you mesopotamian son of a bitch