Fresh Grated Nutmeg

Or, chicken soup for the pornographer's soul | bi-bi-bi | PLEASE DO NOT repost my art. (Reblogs adored, obvi!) | The Umbrella Academy. Dirk Gently. Inception fan forever. Also Leverage, Hannibal, Star Wars, DC, MCU | mostly blogs about fandom, with occasional forrays into ADHD (late diagnosed) | I am an adult, and blog contains adult themes and language. I don't tag consistently, but will always tag spoilers. Follow at your own risk. My queue is hovering around 250 deep, and I queue just about everything I post. My wonderful flawless literally without flaw header made by circumstellars, and my icon was made by the glorious sarkywoman :D. The Handler was trying to protect us from 2020, and for that she deserves to be stanned.

[freshgratednutmeg]

Bruce Wayne

[gloriousclio]

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

[el-ffej]

[enba-and-luka]

[electronickingdomfox]

This gotta be the funniest Enterprise-Klingon exchange ever:

[cute-catts]

this is amazing 🐈 ♥️♥️

[legally-a-bastard]

im blowing up this is adorable

[dyk-this-musical-song]

Visit Original Link

Do you know this Musical Song? #378

I know the song and the musical

I know the song but not the musical

I know the musical but not the song

I may know this

I have never heard this

Voting ended onJul 17

[hangsawoman]

shirley jackson casually asking the pharmacist how much arsenic would be necessary to kill a family

from on fans and fanmail, a lecture by shirley jackson

[forgondor]

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

[sanjidysphoria]

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

[dykescully]

me trying to remember what newfoundlands are called earlier: big dog he's an island

[dykescully]

big dog he's an island :)

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This big dog he’s an island is joyful and whimsical!

[eraserspiral]

oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating

[freshgratednutmeg]

[shot-thru-the-art]

Much Ado About Nothing Outfit is finished!

Doginlaw is weekending elsewhere so I tried on the skirt with the ensemble and I love it!

18 feet of hem!

The sleeves are very full and I’m going to leave them for now but I might slim them down later.

Reference photo:

[gremlininho]

I remember someone saying “when I die, plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats” and that changes the way I see my own future death entirely

[el-ffej]

[mortalityplays]

opened the comments on a post and tumblr somehow had a half written comment already autofilled from the last time I saw that post. which was at least two years and several computers ago. what does this site's back end look like

[mortalityplays]

tumblr is going to gain sentience 100 years before any fuckass genAI comes close. this site runs on mold spores.

[tyltos]

Exactly what his face says.

[computer-voiced-by-majel-barrett]

Shoutout to my favorite genre of TOS episode:

[dduane]

…I can’t think how it took me so long to run across this. I feel privileged to have been found by it. 😄

[el-ffej]

[peelingmandarins]

[firagasoap]

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

[ma-gpie]

[iamanimaginarybeing]