The Wolfman Cometh

101 Signs Your House is Haunted

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[thestenchofcheeseandregrets]

the one... dear squire

[meimetchi-deactivated20251007]

gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic

[99fish]

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

cool I always wanted the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[cannibalchicken]

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

Do you want to play Tumblr posts with me ?

[owldude]

imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what

[sadomarxist]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

my buddy knows george rr martin and the reason he hasn't finished the book is he's forgotten how to spell "incest" (keeps writing insect). he's furious with himself. keeps cutting his little hat with scissors

[majorleagueupdates]

In a league-wide survey, outfielders have named picknicking, frolicking, skipping around, picking flowers, and giggling as the top five most important skills for new players to develop.

[dreamgirlvibes]

[bringcal]

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

[edgar-allan-possum]

[fairycosmos]

phone is my best friend she would never betray me. what do you mean my brain is being fried by the constant dopamine hits. she just wants me to be happy

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[third-king-of-salmonids]

WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[egirlbutternubs]

But babe you love being gaslit

[lesbx]

the body may be but mere flesh and bone

but the soul within is a colossus

[catchymemes]