Draco Malfoy Loving Musicals Would Include...
Idea from @hiccuplover92 :) Â Iâm a HUGE Broadway geek, so this was right up my alley!
He had never heard about this magical place called âBroadwayâ until one day you brought it up
âStories told on a stage with people acting like completely different people with spontaneous song and dance numbers? Â Sounds ridiculous.â
His entire perspective on musicals changes when you took him with you to see Wicked
He felt so connected to Elphaba
âShe just wanted to fit in at school and find love⊠why couldnât people just accept that she was different?  Instead of letting Glinda help her she went to the bad side⊠wHY DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE ELPHABA FEEL BAD ABOUT HERSELF PEOPLE SUCK!â
He has âDefying Gravityâ on repeat for the next week
Of course, you donât mind. Â
I mean, it got annoying when the sixth day rolled around but hEY you were happy your lil blondie had found a love for Broadway
Once you cuddled in your bed and watched Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Brits, murder, meat pies, a confusing love triangle, whatâs not to love?
âDoes it freak you out at all that Professor Snape looks like Judge Turpin, that Pettigrew guy looks like Beadle Bamford, and my aunt looks like Mrs. Lovett??â
The next morning in the kitchen you both do an entire rendition of âA Little Priest:
(Donât worry, he never threw you in a furnace)
Toby is his favorite character
When you both finally save up enough money, you go to Broadway to see Hamilton
Draco was very confused with American history
I mean, the show is about Hamiltonâs part during the American Revolution where the colonies defeated and broke free of British control
âTwo gits pointing guns at each other isnât going to get either of them anywhere.â Â - Draco Malfoy, 2017
âWho throws boxes of tea into the ocean?? Â It was perfectly good tea!â
âDraco, the British taxed tea so buying it was extremely difficult for Americans. Â They protested by dumping it off the ships.â
Watching him try to rap Guns and Ships is one of the best things youâve ever gotten to witness
Also, he felt really bad for poor Eliza
Dear Evan Hansen is next on your list
Draco didnât completely understand it, but he understood enough
âWhatâs an e-mail?â
That takes a while to explain
This show was the first one that really made Draco cry
He loves having you sing âYou Will Be Foundâ to him
Youâre swooning over Connor the entire shoâwait
Since it closed on Broadway, you have another cuddle session in your room and watch Les Miserables
Draco makes a shocking discovery
âHey, that Marius guy looks just like the old portrait of the author Newt Scamander hanging in the Hogwarts library!â
âWhy did literally everybody have to dieâŠ?â
He compared his father to Monsieur Thenardier quite a lot
âMonsieur Thenardier looks just like Pirelli from Sweeney Todd?â
âBabe, itâs the same actor.â
âThen why does Madame Thenardier look just like my auntâŠ?â
He comes up with a theory that Bellatrix is actually still alive and is now starring in a bunch of musical films
He really loves the Les Mis soundtrack
You two love to sing âA Heart Full of Loveâ together
Absolutely no musical could confuse Draco more than Cats did.
âDraco, what do you mean itâs weird!? Â Itâs incredible! Â Itâs the fourth longest-running Broadway musical, in fact.â
His only response was:Â âanTHROPOMORPHIC CAT PEOPLE!â
Ah, Draco. Â Our adorable little Broadway nerd.
I hope my fellow Broadway geeks loved this!
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