Get In Loser, We’re Going Shopping

Working on social media is not as much fun as it sounds

[pcapitated-deactivated20180722]

Unrepeatable (1994)

[fuckyeahguysindresses]

Insta-reblog.

[misandry-mermaid]

“He hasn’t got the victim mentality we usually request at this point of the status debate.” Brilliant.

[bodyglitter]

omg its henry stiels

[bodyglitter]

zanye magic

[bodyglitter]

lohanthony tomalomadingdong

[bodyglitter]

nelly

[bodyglitter]

LEMON POINT

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i love one dalmation

[internettythings]

Daughters Recreate Their Moms’ Looks


[blulavender-deactivated20200714]

this is so cute

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[bramblepatch]

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

[themightyquinn666-deactivated20]

sorry everyone

[elsiemarina]

Excuse me.

One of the first women to start her own independent production company.

Earned her way to stardom without sleeping with executives for roles.

Refused to date people for publicity just because 20th Century Fox wanted her to.

Left 20th Century Fox because she refused to let them get away with treating her badly and paying her a tiny wage, just because of her “dumb blonde” image.

Was only paid a fraction of her co-star’s wage even though she was the star of the movies and the biggest box office pull, but still went ahead with the movies because she was so passionate about acting.

Studied method acting at the Actors Studio with Lee Strasberg, who said that she was one of his best students along with Marlon Brando.

Had a personal library of over 500 books and rarely read fiction - she was desperate to learn and educate herself.

Was sexually abused as a child but then went on to encourage the sexual liberation of women in the 1950s. 

One of the first people to speak openly about sexual abuse.

One of the first people to openly support gay rights.

Supported many charities such as the Milk Fund, March of Dimes, Arthritis and Rheumatism foundation.

Donated her time and money to these charities.

Visited orphanages and hospitals on her own time to surprise the people there.

Married one of the greatest literary minds of the 20th century

Suffered two miscarriages and one ectopic pregnancy and still put on a brave face for her fans.

Sorry, did you say she wasn’t a role model? 

[tuhhveit]

marilyn is my biggest role model so don’t even go there

[charliehadalittlewolf]

and let’s not forget this

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at the popular Mocambo, in Hollywood, because of her race. Marilyn, who loved her music and supported civil rights, called the owner of the Mocambo and told him that if he booked Ella immediately, she would take a front table every night. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. After that, Ella never had to play in a small jazz club again.

“She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.” - Ella Fitzgerald about Marilyn Monroe

[pattykrenwinkelsbountifulleghair]

But what does history remember her for?  

[frickfejs]

Feeling kinda cute today

[frickfejs]

trying out a tattoo idea I like, and plan on having it on my arm for a while so that I can make sure I really like it. obvs it would be better written, placed and spaced if I went through with it, but it’s kinda hard to do when you’re writing on yourself. what do you think?

[frickfejs]

I’ve had this tattoo for two years now and still don’t regret it one bit

[frickfejs]

me feat. colored hair bleached by the sun

[frickfejs]

again, who is that girl? can I find her and be her again?

[frickfejs]

selfies to celebrate the facts that the depression clouds are leaving my sky, my self esteem is climbing back up from the dungeons and I’m going out with friends tonight (and will probably get free shots)

[frickfejs]

there is something so odd about looking at old selfies and posts, like I don’t even know who that girl is anymore. doesn’t feel like it’s me in the picture

[frickfejs]

when u haven’t slept all night and life is just an illusion

[frickfejs]

like five years or so later this is still a Mood™️ for me

[frickfejs]

Me alone at night: I AM SO MISERABLE CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SEE IT AND JUST TAKE ME AWAY SOMEWHERE

Someone: Hey how are you doing? Like, really, how are you?

Me during the day: Oh you know, I’m holding up okay.

[waller-bridge]

This is the employment Steve, reblog for bountiful job opportunity.

[frickfejs]

My best tip for practicing self love is to take selfies and just appreciate the beauty that is you. Any negative thought - turn it around.

“Oh my neck is so big - it would be so hard to choke me to death.”

“The hairs on the sides of my head are too short and always stand out - they make me look fluffy and soft.”

“I’m not even smiling - good on me for not faking emotions even for selfies.”

This does sound like a parody and maybe it is. I don’t even know anymore.

[thehauntingofomashu]

Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane to their dream job in Paris for Ross fucking Geller

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[aaronexplainsitall]

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

[caroldanversenthusiast]

Women sitting like THIS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[taintedslurpee]

[ghoulgoon]

i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

[ghoulgoon]

like people still make rage comics and doge jokes and shit but it’s always ironic (the real punchline is that you’re using an outdated format) or more in line with modern absurd internet humor. rickrolling is the only meme i can think of that’s been the exact same for a full decade- click on a link thinking you’re getting something else, get rick astley instead, and it’s still consistently funny