The Goddess of Writing

This blog is a mess - don’t worry about it

[thelittolpinklady]

i love being a twenty something with old lady hobbies. i have my crochet supplies to my left, a nearly completed scrapbook behind me, and supplies for cross stitching in a shopping bag i got in like 2017. i notice it's past 7:00 pm and i realize i'm missing jeopardy (the superior daily game show). life is good.

[catasters]

[tommykinard]

confused puppy 😭

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[asystolle]

#priorities THE PITT: 2.13 - 7:00 PM

[the-big-mood]

“We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat but it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate.”

[wicked-little-thing]

It's always ethical to steal from Nestle.

[ruinedchildhood]

[the-big-mood]

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[chandlebing]

Set It Up (2018) dir. Claire Scanlon

[buckslasagna]

mid-thirties Buck and his senior citizen knitting circle ♡

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[emziess]

Buck + Hands on hips

[rocketbirdie]

nobody:

absolutely no one:

tumblr staff: hey i got a great idea hows about we screw up everyone's decade of muscle memory by splitting the perfectly functioning reblog button into two separate things. and make every basic task take more clicks to perform than before. this is ideal. yup. yeah go ahead and push the update to all users and ignore all feedback. s'all good

[louferrignojrofficial]

tommy saving the 118 over the years

[epicsause-official]

"comparing apples and oranges" has always been funny to me as an expression because people's go to exampe of two things so radically different that they defy any useful comparison are apples. and oranges. like you would struggle to find a more comparable pair of objects than that. theyre literally sold right next to each other in most stores.

[epicsause-official]

wikipedia has a whole ass section dedicated to international variants of the idiom so let me quickly run through them

see this is even worse than oranges. pears and apples are like the most comparable things ever. france takes another L

ok so this is what i mean. these are measures of temperature and texture and are in fact not very comparable. молодцы ребята продолжаем в том же духе.

colombia wins most vivid image invoked hands down. would not want that to happen to me.

and i think we can all agree romania wins this hands down. everyone give a big round of applause to romania

[thesixthstar]

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

[pigswithwings]

on valentines day do NOT propose to anyone do NOT ask anyone out do NOT go on a date do NOT have sex do NOT marry anyone. go to coolmathgames dot com and start playing papa's freezeria

[mrsterlingeverything]

Grocery shopping is probably the worst thing that can happen to someone