is good is nice id eat a whole bowl of rice

I told myself I‘ll never blog, yet here I am

[kalimaxxing]

sounds indicative of a much larger issue shawty

[arachnidlily]

“believed to be armed and highly dangerous”

[medievalthymes]

my nervous system can’t tell the difference between being hunted for sport and the pwhl expansion draft

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[msprayforever]

[flavinbagel]

Unrestrained winter fun

[kurhanchyk]

"historians will call them friends" buddy you're looking at this because of historians

[kurhanchyk]

"do your own research" good luck with paleographic analysis of the sources then

[quasi-normalcy]

#Tumblr's special brand of anti- intellectualism#Forever believing that anyone who formally studies history is an extremely bigoted white guy with a huge moustache from the 1800s

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[shaydh]

"why did you write that"

my fetish

my friend's fetish

not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.

[soaphoe]

this tweet is absolutely taking me out

#UseYourButt

[frottinq]

this is. I'm a little. hooooo boy.... oh wow oh golly gosh wow....

[dyke-pollinator]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[the-world-annealing]

--

that's really cool, personally I don't give strangers false information and then get mad at them for believing me

[grumpygryphon]

[log6]

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

[ostolero]

[cottoncandylesbo]

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons

[translatingpostsinfrench]

cottoncandylesbo

ils appellent ma bite excalibur. parce qu'elle est restée dans un lac pendant longtemps . pas d'autre raison

[cottoncandylesbo]

FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS (BONUS POINTS)

1.) Do you think OP would allow the French near their posts? Why or why not?

2.) Does translating the post add any additional humor? If so, how?

3.) Would another language affect your chances of survival?

3.) Are you in danger?

3.) How fast can you run?

[translatingpostsinfrench]

QUESTIONS SUPPLÉMENTAIRES (POINTS BONUS)

1.) Quelque chose me fait dire que non.

2.) Le français n'est-il pas une vaste blague ?

3.) Je ne crois pas, jusque là, l'anglais n'a que des effets secondaires minimes sur ma santé.

3.) Apparement.

3.) Pardon.

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[godkillerbrigade]

it msut feel sooooo good to be an undulating sea creature swimming around. no bones no eyes just pure wiggling