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forgot to post this the other day
This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.
Dude has a death wish
Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.
Truly the family that just keeps giving.
I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.
It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:
You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird
I can’t leave this in the tags, I’m sorry.
Still thinking of a TikTok I saw a year ago where a girl with a shellfish allergy got a crab tattooed on her thigh with one of the claws exactly where her Epi Pen should be stabbed into her so she’d be able to wheeze out “stab the crab” if someone else needed to use her pen on her. Absolutely obsessed. The epitome of work smarter not harder.
The play I'm in right now is set 300 years in the future (in the eighties) on a spaceship and the director decided that gendered terms like "bro" and "dude" are obsolete, so we've replaced them all with "zorbo." Which is all well and good except that I've had a hard time scrubbing it from my vocabulary outside of rehearsals and I keep accidentally addressing people with "yo, zorbo" and now I feel like I should just lean into it and hope it catches on.
I’m sorry but “300 years in the future (in the eighties)” what the fuck does that sentence mean???
it’s the future but in a 1983 sort of way
I said what I meant
This is exactly what I pictured the first time I saw this post before pictures were added.
*yes*
A capybara running along the bottom of a river
(source)
what is she doing down there
she was trying to avoid the paparazzi!!
Lmao I’ve used drumsticks as dildos before (3 or 4 at a time) because no one will question why I have them. You won’t get splinters unless you’ve done a lot of rimshots, but even then, just use the butt end and you’ll be fine 🤗.
you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?
happy easter, everyone
you know Easter is just around the corner cause this post is making rounds again
It’s that time of the year again
Unmute !
a strong contender for 2021 post of the year
I’ve been cackling since halfway through that🤣
Baws
Me before watching the video: What does “Baws” mean???
Me 30 seconds into the video: BAWS
I’m pretty sure that as far as “infuriating helmets you’d hate to see before you get stabbed” go, this one is definitely up there
The Falcon And The Winter Soldier (2021) | 1.03
shoutout to a guy from 6th-8th century Italy that looked really really cool
man got fed up trying to chop potatoes one-handed and did something about it
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