[p00p-sc00p-deactivated20241106]

[klapollo]

i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

[fadedlovemp3]

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

[cocaineteas]

This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids.

[sushinfood]

[caterpolarisii]

If I don’t reblog this, then I’m dead.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Hnnnnnnnngk I want it.

[the-real-seebs]

can confirm: have supported child, child not dead. feeling like this is achieving my parenting goals.

[fjmarchive]

do you know where that one interview he did circa fear fun era, where the confused drunk woman interrupted and dialed up the otherwise disastrous interview up to a ten? it's like my favorite video of all time and I genuinely cannot find it anywhere.

yes of course, it's one of the very best! the video was originally uploaded by chart attack which pretty recently removed all of their videos on YouTube after declaring bankruptcy.

luckily for both of us, someone uploaded it on reddit here or you can watch it via a dropbox link here. enjoy!

[friendagenda]

oh my god you are a saint of SAINTS

[skeletrender]

the rest of this blog post is about the chicago cubs but these first two paragraphs are extremely powerful

[pisshandkerchief]

being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

[pisshandkerchief]

some of you MUST be making up guys.

[pisshandkerchief]

[ospreyonthemoon]

Idk who gort is but bertie wooster is a character from a tv show. I think he was the one with the valet named jeeves?

[jaegershund]

GORT??? GORT FROM THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL GORT????? IS THIS YOUR MAN??????

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

the underwhelming dense pang of sadness mixed with the loss of personal identity and opportunity that goes hand-in-hand when you're forced to live with your parents as someone well into their adult years lol

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

the loss of privacy. the absence of choice. the desire for more that's out of reach.

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

sorry this was supposed to say overwhelming. it gets to be too much. trying to fit your adult interests in the confined spaces of your childhood room; the emotions of your younger self piled within the crevices of this one room that you're able to express yourself in is... overwhelming and choking

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

not to mention the mixture of emotions, right? grateful you're not homeless. grateful your parent extends a helping hand. grateful they understand why you're not on your own. yet you're still grieving what could be. grieving the creativity you have to shelter because it's not your space to create. the experiences you must only daydream, the ones you're missing out on, because you can't bring people over. the rules you must follow, even as a grown adult with your own autonomy, because there are even older adults who want things to be in place; inherently feeling like an infant no matter what you do, no matter how much older you get. etc, etc, etc, and so on.

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[nando161mando]

If you want to know why people have lost faith in capitalism, this might help

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

[ceasarslegion]

Anyone else getting really fucking sick of this support:condemn dichotomy where folks online act like the only two possible responses to anything ever are to wholeheartedly support it or wholeheartedly condemn it?

"Oh you said that you dont think that random stranger should be sent full on death threats and doxxed for their iffy artwork? Why do you support racism" how about we all go outside and interact with real people and see how they react when you say things like that!

[ceasarslegion]

"I dont think you should full on ruin this persons life and all their chances of existing online forever over something that could very well be a shitty mistake that can be corrected" seems to be a real hot take among the same crowd who claims to support prison abolition

[sabertoothwalrus]

the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.

I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag

uhhhhhh

#mole interest

[sabertoothwalrus]

this website is so easy

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

end the stereotype that you have to have been married to be divorced

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

divorced is a state of mind

[moeatsushi]

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[biglawbear]

"In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." - Brennan Lee Mulligan, Fantasy High S1E17