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About me:

20

US/Japan

majoring in Biology and microbiology with a minor in astronomy

Pokemon is my obsession for the year

Used to play genshin but still an Albedo enthusiast

Enjoys drawing, if you have random doodle ideas tell me and I may be inspired (60% chance)

#going through a bit of a Time

candiedcuspids

penisboyman

i made this as fast as ifucking coiuld

victusinveritas

thenumberfives

karnalesbian

this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Alolan Link

Zelda Heritage Post

i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

bo0zey

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

bo0zey

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

pinkbowsandstripedsocks

edwardspoonhands

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

fairypsychicarchive

andromedafalls

holy fuc

piisbetterthanpie

I didn’t even know it had a name

a-rebellious-waffle

hi as a (former) trampoline park attendant, if you don’t have scissors these are still really easy to take off.

you know how when you put them on, there’s a little bit of extra Tyvek beyond the white adhesive strip? take that bit and pull it in the opposite direction. comes off with few issues (it can sometimes be a pain but it usually isn’t)

zo-questionable

reguri pottery painting today.... i hope the colors come out right. (otherwise ill cry)

contact-guy

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

skipppppy

Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement

ospreyonthemoon

Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.

deathsmallcaps

Fanon Batman deduces you are trans and suddenly a free hormone clinic opens up by your home a couple months later

answeringmysister

Miss Fisher learns youre trans and simply gives you hormones, and a little cocaine as a treat. she also invites you out to a club to meet like minded individuals. at the club you watch as she seduces the bartender and then the next day the bartender is arrested for the murder.

viridianchronicle

teaboot

Elementary Sherlock deduces you are Trans and takes you on as a specialist in many obscure and useful disciplines, and also takes you in when you have a falling out with one of your many eccentric and rich paramours. This leads to you becoming an occasional and part-time housekeeper. You are Mrs. Hudson. Yes this is Canon and it aired on TV in like 2007

komakesthings

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!