Swim with me!

Kengo Mizumachi from Eyeshield 21, a friendly guy who loves to swim as much as he loves playing American football! (Unfated)

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“Wakey wakey!||FNDragonAu

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lowbloodpressurelord:

Silently Kyouya watched the other dragon in the water, the swaying motion a good indication of the thought process his troublesome companion was undergoing. Shaking his head slightly, followed routinely by each of his limbs, he tried ridding himself of the last few droplets of water that were trailing off his scales.

The sinking sun was gradually stealing away its warmth as night approached and soon it would be time for him to take to the skies in search of prey and, hopefully, be done with his overly exuberant acquaintance. At least for the time being…

The Nocturne supposed he should have expected the reply he eventually received, a violet reptilian eye twitching in irritation. He supposed it would be prudent to start searching for a new abode which the Mirror dragon would not easily find but until then, it seemed he would just have to make do with the unfortunate situation.

Huffing out a breath at the unwelcome proposal, he directed a steely gaze at the other before snapping a curt reply.

“Fine.”

Having resigned himself to his hopefully temporary fate, Kyouya stared quietly at the water for a moment before redirecting his gaze back to the other dragon. After finally ridding himself of all moisture, he hoped he wasn’t going to be expected to play some form of water game of all things. One had to draw a line somewhere…

“Well, what do you want to play exactly?”

By this point, Mizumachi really should be sleeping, but because he still had adrenaline pumping through his veins from that exciting ‘game’ of tag, he was wide awake at the moment! Just give him a bit and he’ll get sleepy and leave you alone for now. It was pure chance that he had accidentally stumbled into your lair to wake you up earlier than you expected to--- but the next time wasn’t going to be a mistake. 

He figured that he’d found a ‘new friend’ and that meant that he was going to do his best to keep the friendly relations strong, by visiting you often! What did that really mean? He was likely going to end up waking you up too early for your tastes and you were going to have to play a game of tag together until Mizumachi escaped into the waters again. 

Things like subtle nuances were lost on this dragon. He wasn’t exactly the sort to realize someone was twitching an eye in annoyance, or that the claws digging into the earth meant that another dragon was readying themselves for a fight after having seen him. He could get violent, but it’s not like it’s all the time, you know? He was just very competitive is all!

Sure... some others of his kind were ridiculously violent and aggressive, but he was rather peaceful-- until a game was involved. If you see a red scaled Mirror dragon that was part imperial named Agon--- well, you may as well run away. The guy was ruthless. Mizumachi has learned that the hard way. The wound has healed since then, but he now favored one shoulder other the other. It was his weak spot. 

“We can play anything! Maybe we can play hide and seek or play tag again like we were doing earlier!” Nope, don’t mind him. He’s just an idiot who thought the angry roars from before was just because you weren’t able to catch him in this lovely game of tag. “What kinds of games do you like to play? We can try playing that too!”

Even if it’s a dangerous game, he’ll play! As long as he doesn’t die or anything, he’ll be 100% okay with playing a game with you! “I also like races! Swimming races, or running races. Hunting races are fun too!”

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mamainatoa:

The chief grinned, patting him on the chest ❝Perfect! Never show fear towards anything. If something scares you the first time, don’t run away!❞ She chuckles.

Moana raised a brow at the question ❝Well, come over to Fisa beach tomorrow and just join in. The classes are free. We only take small fees for the performances and when someone wants to ride a sailboat. You know, tourist attraction.❞

❝Of course they’re sailing with the professionals, like myself and those with me during my performance. We wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to them.❞

[水] - Ohhh, tomorrow? That’s so soon! What about his busy-- just kidding! What busy schedule? ADVENTURE AWAITS HIM! Mhaa~ 

       “Sounds like a plan!                Mhaa~ I’m excited for it, teach!” 

He was going to sail those waters like a freaking CHAMP. At least, that’s what his delusional self was thinking. One of those jocks who was used to being very good at anything physical, but that didn’t mean he had the technical skill to sail. Not without any experience, anyways. 

Sports and sailing were two different ball parks. 

       “Ohhhh yeah yeah, that makes sense.                 Tourist attraction.         Gotta profit somehow and stuff.” 

Also helped to make sure that people were serious about wanting to sail, rather than wanting to just check it out and possibly breaking something because of the whole ‘it’s free anyways’ mentality. 

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“Surfs up and Sweets down”

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psiiki:

Saiki looked over to Mizumachi when he brought him his ice cream. Why would he move when he’s going to be waiting for his shaved ice. He takes the ice cream, eating it slowly. As much as he wanted to eat it fast, he doesn’t want to suffer a brain freeze.

He didn’t look at the other when he left. He’s going to get that giga sweets. He though ended up finishing the ice cream since he had been taking big portions.

[水] - Mizumachi went to stand in line and got the Giga sweet thing that Saiki wanted and he got himself a small shaved ice (Hawaiian blue flavor) for himself for having stood out in line under the hot sun for some time. He needed a small treat to cool down with as well. 

       “Here ya go, dude!” 

It wasn’t heavy, but it was heavier than it looked. He set the giant dessert down for Saiki to enjoy and he sat across from his friend, enjoying his own shaved ice, waiting for Saiki to finish so the two of them could play!

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“Surfs up and Sweets down”

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psiiki:

Saiki lets out a heavy sigh at that「 Fine.. 」He’ll have the ice cream first then the giga shaved ice. Either way, he’s still eating it all.「 Get water too. Its free. 」

He looked around, walking off to one of the empty tables. He chose the one that’s under the shade. At least he’ll be able to avoid the sun’s rays. He doesn’t want to get sunburnt nor a tan. He didn’t bring any sunblock to avoid all of this. Honestly, Mizumachi just rushes into things before thinking.

The idiot better catch a cold so he can learn his lesson. Though knowing him, he probably won’t even learn his lesson at all.

[水] - Looks like they got something settled then. Get the ice cream first and then the Giga shaved ice thing--- also water, since it's free. You need something to wash down all that sugar down with.

He waited in line to get the ice cream, paid for it, and then he looked around for Saiki to see that he had walked over to an empty table.

      "Alright, here is your ice cream.              You can start on this and i'll get that giga dessert thing.        Don't go hiding or anythin' or I won't be able to find ya."

It would kinda suck if he spent too long looking for you and it all melts, right? Locating the stall that was selling the giga dessert, he immediately set off to go and buy that next for his friend.

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mamainatoa:

So it was just like her island; history, culture, keeping things strong. People with pride too. Though she’s heard Japan has a lot of technology; just as Mizumachi said, they’re interesting too. Her island doesn’t have that, her people doesn’t really use a lot of them either. While they do use some, there are those they don’t rely on like people in the city do.

It’s just to keep up with the news and such.

❝It’s dangerous since you’re gonna be using a machete and also a sharp wooden stake to get it open. I’ve had a couple of people hurt themselves, it got really bloody too. So if you’re okay with that, there shouldn’t be too much of a problem.❞

Accidents like that are unavoidable, hence why she always warns people before hand before they get into the activity. Even she herself has gotten hurt from it too.

[水] - A machete? A wooden stake? Sounds like he's about to go on some wild survival game show hunting vampires! Haha! What a stupid idea, but hey, he's never said he's smart, yanno? That would make for an interesting game show idea, surely.

      "Mhaa! Sounds like a challenge!               Count me in, teach!        I'm not afraid of a little bit of pain!"

If he were scared of pain, then he clearly was in the wrong sports field, because you could get royally hurt in American football. Not to say that there weren't other dangerous sports out there, but it was a fact that it was common for players to get hurt while playing American football. He dislocated his shoulder once because of it--- sort of. It was more of a dumb mistake on his part, but he has no regrets.

      "So like-- what do I do if I wanna take classes?"

Like, he has to sign up somehow, right?

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mamainatoa:

Moana chuckled at that statement. She heard that motto before, she often heard it in regards to beauty but it still applies to all. Nowadays people uses ‘Beauty is pain’.

❝Japan huh? What’s it like there? I never been to other places other than the islands I sailed to.❞ She leans back on the stand ❝And of course I am. I’ll even teach you how to make your own coconut candy.❞ She winks ❝They’re delicious. The people loves that part of the coconut activity.❞

[水] –  What is Japan like? How to answer that? He wasn't really sure. It was and island with a lot of people. Had a dreaded rainy season, the trains were a disaster zone to go through, and it was just full of culture.

      "Japan may be a small island, but we're prideful people.                We have lots of interesting technology.         Weather and natural disasters hit us, but we stay strong.                 Japan has a lot of history and culture, and we keep customs strong."

That's good for a general gist, right?

      "Ohyo? Mhaa! That sounds like fun!                 I'd love to learn  how to crack one open and make candy!"

It sounded like it was going to be a good arm work out, and if he ever finds himself stranded on an island with coconuts, he'll be able to keep himself alive, probably.

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“Surfs up and Sweets down”

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psiiki:

Both of them? Ah so Mizumachi misunderstood, though he’s getting him ice cream and the shaved ice. He wasn’t going to pass that opportunity on having two things at once, besides, he can just put it with the shaved ice. And if he has problems later on, that’s just future Saiki’s problem not current Saiki.

「 I can eat it all. Don’t underestimate me just because I’m small. 」

[水] – Well, if he was sure he could finish it all, then, all the power to him! Mizumachi was going to watch you eat it all (or try to) while rooting you on along the way.

      “Mhaa! How about this? We get you your shaved ice first.                  I’m sure it takes  a while to make that… giga…thing.        While waiting in line, you can eat your shaved ice.”

Sounded like a good idea to him, anyways. Maybe you’ll have it finished by the time they finish making the gigantic dessert.

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mamainatoa:

❝And that’s the kind of attitude we like at Te Fiti.❞ She chuckles, gently elbowing him ❝You can’t have fun if you don’t take a little risk right?❞ That’s how she got started honestly. She took the risk; it scared her but she got back up right after some words of encouragement and a little push. Grandma Tala; she was the sole reason why Moana is where she is now. She was her encouragement, her push. If she could talk to her again, she would thank her for everything.

❝Good, you need to swim, especially when I’m gonna teach you how to sail.❞ She takes a sip of her drink and she looks up ahead ❝Say… have you ever hunted before? Like catch a fish or do you know how to crack open a coconut?❞

[水] – Mizumachi laughed, fully agreeing with the fact that you had to have a bit of risk to have fun! Why else does he enjoy American Football so much, yanno?

       “As they say, no pain, no gain!”

Though the saying was in regards to beauty, he thought it applied to situations like these as well. You had to risk a bit of pain if you truly wanted to have fun! You couldn’t really enjoy something if there wasn’t a bit of risk to get the adrenaline pumping in your veins!

      “Mhaa~ I’m an excellent swimmer, so don’t worry about me!                 I haven’t hunted for fish, or cracked open coconuts before.         I think it would be hard to find coconuts in Japan.                 Why? Gonna teach me how to crack one open?”

If so, he’s going to do his best and then boast about it to his friends via social media that he managed to crack one open!

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“Surfs up and Sweets down”

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psiiki:

The pink haired male followed after the taller male, looking around and frowning at the heat. He stuck close to the other since well, he was basically using him as shade to block the horrible rays of the sun.

Saiki was looked at and he just raised a brow, like yes he indeed wanted coffee flavour. He looked around the stall more and his eyes laid on something better. He grabs Mizumachi’s arm and tugs it. He points to the poster. It was a promo for the giga coffee jelly shaved ice added with some pocky sticks, the actual jellies, and coffee ice cream scoops on top.

That one. That’s the one he wants. It’ll make up for two sweets. This was a huge one after all and it’ll be all for himself.

[水] – Just when he was about to go and order the ice cream for Saiki, he felt something tugging on his arm, and he looked down to see that Saiki was looking at something else.  A poster of some kind?

      “Giga… coffee jelly… shaved ice???                That sounds really interesting.”

He never thought that coffee flavored shaved ice would be a thing, much less one in a gigantic form. He could see that Saiki was enthralled with the idea, so he nodded his head, understanding what he wanted. Saiki wanted that one too. Got it.

      “Are you sure you can finish both of them, though?                I’m sure I could finish them all, but I dunno if you can.”

Mizumachi did say he’d get you two desserts, so two different sweets, it was. If Saiki intended for the giga dessert to count for two, he’d have to say something, because as far as he was concerned: ‘I could eat that much myself so it counts as two.’ Leave it to an athlete to judge everything by his own stomach.

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On A Day Like This

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wild-untamed-heart:

It wasn’t too unexpected to suddenly see the ball flying through the air with a trajectory that would result in the ball landing further away than where she was currently standing but the young heiress was up for the challenge. Keeping her eye on the ball, Kajika sprinted towards the aforementioned tree and judged where she would need to be in order to get it.

“Don’t worry, I’ll get it!”

She was just as invested as her companion in keeping the ball airborne for as long as possible and 5 was far too little a score to be considered satisfactory. After hearing his story about score keeping earlier, she had decided she wanted to do her best to overcome that number no matter what.

As the ball started it’s downwards descent, Kajika was ready to meet it and send it hurdling back towards Mizumachi with a triumphant smack. One obstacle in the way of their potential high score was officially down.

“Hah, number 6 in the bag~”

Watching the ping pong ball flying away from her she contemplated the offer with a grin. The young heiress hadn’t expected encountering a friend with whom she could play miscellaneous games with when she had stopped for tea on the bench but she pleased with the turn of events nevertheless.

“I’d really like that, you can invite me to play with you anytime~”

[水] – Mizumachi was laughing while he was playing with Kajika, intending to bat the ball at her with an easy course, while also switching it up with a bit harder of a trajectory to you know--- spice things up a bit. Nothing gets more boring than to do something over and over until it gets boring, right?

With her returning the ball, he got right underneath it and underhand ‘bopped’ it over to her.

      “Mhaa~ You can up the difficulty too if you wanna!                  I like a challenge!”

A dramatic pose from yours truly to really drive the point home that he truly didn’t mind if you wanted to make things a bit more difficult for him. He accepted challenges as he saw them more as fun things to overcome, rather than something annoying to bemoan for being in his way.

The biggest grin was plastered on his face when she answered that she’d like it if he invited her to play sometimes.

      “That’s great! Do ya play any sports?                  I’m on the Swim team and the American Football team!         I’m good with all sorts of sports though.”

It was good to know where her preferences lay so he could have a better idea of what kinds of things he could invite her to.

      “Oh! Do you like the beach?                 I love it! I go swimming or surfing at the beach a lot!         Sometimes I join in on beach volleyball games.”

The guy really couldn’t sit out when he saw any chance to have a lot of fun. Something told him that she was just as active as he was—given the fact that he was met with no resistance when he suggested she join in.

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mamainatoa:

❝Mhm, student. I lead and my friends assists me in helping people who still has trouble learning what I teach. Of course I can’t attend to all of them so, they help me while I help others.❞ She wasn’t all so surprised that he didn’t know what a proa was.

❝Well you can say its kind of like surfing. Though its a sail boat. Canoe. You’ll somewhat ride the waves but it’s risky that way. You might break the boat too. But if you can control it, then you’ll be fine.❞ She smiles, putting a hand on her hip and she leans to the side, putting weight on one foot.

❝You’ll be in the waters a lot. Though I think from what you said earlier, you’d love that wouldn’t you?❞ She chuckles ❝Glad to meet another person who enjoys the ocean and much as I do.❞

[水] - Mizumachi wasn’t the greatest of students, and it could take some time for him to learn things, so he was sure he would need a lot of assistance. Like, it wasn’t so bad for him to learn anything that involved movement, but if he had to remember things in a certain order—that’s when things got tricky.

      “Oh? Sounds like a lot of fun!               I like a little bit o’ risk, so that won’t stop me, haha!”

He wasn’t one to be scared off by a bit of risk. Of course, he wouldn’t try to break anything because that wouldn’t be cool. That was probably the only thing that would have him take a step back and calm down slightly, but other than that, he was raring to go!

      “Yeah! I love the water!              In school, I’m on the swim team.         I’m a pretty good swimmer, you know?”

This was just him speaking facts rather than him trying to brag, which is probably how it sounded. The guy could live in the water if he was given the chance, honestly.

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mamainatoa:

She couldn’t help but giggle when the other started dancing. It was spotty, but he did manage to remember some of the parts of the dance. A normal thing. Not everyone can remember it from start to finish. She could tell immediately that this guy will be fun to hang around.

Teach? That’s something new. She’s rather used to Chief. But she won’t comment on it.

❝Moana Waialiki. But you can call me Moana.❞ She chuckles ❝And don’t mind if you hear someone calling me ‘Chief’. They’re from my island so its just a form of respect.❞ She hums, looking at him up and down ❝Unless that is, you’re one of my students. Say, Mizumachi, how about you take some classes at Te Fiti? I run the place. They’re all free and we’re pretty flexible with our schedule to accommodate to anyone who has educational classes or jobs. What do you say? You get to learn the dances and if you’d like, we can teach you how to sail a proa.❞

[水] – Moana Waialiki... Waialiki sounded like a harder name to remember. He’ll go with Moana like suggested. Yep. Calling someone ‘Chief’ as a sign of respect had him thinking about Honorifics in Japan, like ‘San’ for instance. 

       “Eh? A student?”

So she actually is a teacher? CALLED IT!

He was feeling rather pleased with himself for having called that. Mizumachi was a student and he did keep busy with his sports. He had fun with learning the dance, so he was open to the idea, but the proa part caught his attention. Sail... a proa... meaning--- it’s on the water. 

       “So like, what’s a proa?               Is it similar to surfing?         I like surfing.” 

Though he just liked the water in general. He was always going to swim if he saw his chance, so he was already taking to the idea of being a student at ‘Te Fiti,’ even though he didn’t really get what it was that they thought. If it was like surfing, you could sign him up!

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mamainatoa:

Well if there’s one thing that’s handy when you’re looking for someone, is when they stand out. This guy stood out for sure with his height. Moana walked over to him, noticing where he was at. She patted herself down and got out her small money purse. She ordered herself a fruit smoothie.

❝Had fun joining in?❞ She takes her drink, handing the cash and she looks up to him.

[水] – Huh? Was someone talking to him? Smoothie still in hand, he looked down to see Moana standing there, having ordered herself a smoothie as well. Staring at her with a dumbfounded look at first, it finally dawned on him. Ah! She was the one who was teaching him how to do the dance earlier during the performance!

Excited, he showed off a small part of the dance that he could still remember. He had lots of fun! He could still remember bits of the dance, even if he was a little bit stupid.

      “Mhaa~ Yeah! I had a blast!               The name’s Kengo Mizumachi, but you can call me Mizumachi.          What’s your name, teach?”

Well, she did teach him the dance, so she’s the ‘teach,’ right?

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mamainatoa:

Moana sure found an interesting guy. She couldn’t even help but giggle. She soon turned around, looking back at him and smiling. She walks away from him and at this point it seemed the performance has come to an end. The ending was just how it was when from the start. Amazing, captivating, and breath-taking. She stood there in the front along with others in their final pose.

She calls out once more, this signaled everyone to stand in one line and bow. They all stood up straight once more and they turned around, leaving the stage.

Moana came out, drinking her bottle of water and she stood out in the front of the stage now that their performance was done.

She looked around, wondering where she should go or what she should do. Come to think of it, where was that blond giant? She wondered if he was still around now that they finished.

[水] – Oh? Is it over? He watched as Moana stepped away from him to take this performance to a thrilling end. It was amazing! It was immersive and fun! The movements were fresh and captivating. The music and the atmosphere was really attention grabbing!

Even after the performance ended and people were dispersing, he stayed behind for a while longer just letting the excitement of the dance calm down.

Wow, he figured he’d have fun at this event, but he didn’t think it would be this exciting! After that dance, he went to the nearest booth to buy some food. He was going to stuff his face and play around some more!

Stomach nearly stuffed with food and a smoothie in hand, he was looking around for something else to do. A great thing about being as tall as he was, was that you could look at your surroundings with an eagle eye perspective by looking over the heads of everyone around you. A convenient aspect of his height? Anyone looking for him could find him very easily. His striking blond hair was hard to miss.

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mamainatoa:

Moana was happy that people tried to join in too. She didn’t mind it at all. In fact she welcomed it. Sure none of them knew how to actually dance it but that didn’t mean she’d stop them from having fun. After all, what more to draw in a crowd with something new to this place?

The one that caught her attention was the big guy. He almost had the right idea and she found it funny too. If only she could laugh but she was busy leading the group with the chant.

Then she said something almost similar to a command and everyone who was dancing spreads out further towards the crowd. Moana got close to the big guy. She smiled, winking at him and started dancing next to him. It was as if she was giving him a lesson a bit. A few steps for him to follow.

Those with her did the same with the audience who wishes to join in.

[水] – Ohyoo! What’s this? Everyone is spreading out towards the crowd? Mizumachi could feel his heart beating faster at this, because it felt like the performance was becoming more immersive, to make you feel like you were also a part of the performance! It’s like that, isn’t it? Like when you go to concerts and the artist goes into the crowd and makes people faint from excitement? Mizumachi was sure that it had the same kind of concept.

Next, he noticed that one of the performers, possibly someone who was leading the group, moved up close to him. She winked at him and he grinned in response, trying to watch her as she was dancing, and he attempted to follow suit. He could be a bit slow, but he was pretty quick on the uptake for things that involved moving his body.

An athlete had to learn quickly after all, and he was all about that! He was watching her dance with a careful eye, slowly but surely getting the hang of some of the movements, but he was still dancing rather clumsily.

      “Mhaa~ This is fun!”

He couldn’t help but exclaim out of excitement.

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Pride Performance: Islander Style

❝CHEEEEHOOO!❞

Fire bursts out from the side as men and women dressed in traditional hula clothing gathered to the center. Some with instruments. Their traditional hula outfit had a twist to it; the pride flags. Each wearing every single one, until the chief stepped in.

Moana wore one that represents all of them. She stood there proudly as everyone else did. Silence. It was as if they were building up for something. Then she starts it off with a chant. It was dramatic and even if it was in another language, it had that feeling that everyone would be moved by it.

Soon the women sang, the drums filled the quiet area and everyone began to dance. They told stories with their dance, but this one was different. Moana had to come up with a new dance, one fitted for this day. One that’ll speak to everyone.

It was powerful, emotional, exciting and cheerful. To celebrate the pride month and the people.

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[水] - Mizumachi was walking around when he saw something-- a performance it seemed. It was a lot of fun! Look at the colors! The drums had a nice rhythm that made you wanna dance! the singing was-- well he didn’t know what they were singing, but it sounded fun~!

He didn’t know how to dance along or to sing along, but he couldn’t help but want to tag along. Trying to copy their movements, but ultimately failing as he wasn’t very good with memorization--- it really just looked like some rudimentary dance made up by a child. 

Still, he was trying. 

Many might not have known this about him, but when he got really excited, he sometimes had the habit of stripping out of his clothes. It’s a good thing a friend of his (A cheerleader) lent him a skirt to wear for this event! He kept the skirt on but everything else came off. Watch him dance around by hoping in the air!

       “Mhaa~ This is fun!                 Hula hula~”

Not a hula, but it was the closest thing he got. This tall giant who looked like a blond palm tree was dancing long with the music. 

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“Bats for Valentine’s Day? Kay!”

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sleepy-and-pretty:

Ritsu merely yawned in response, a very sluggish nod as he was truly starting to doze off, here on the grass. It was doing a nice day so you couldn’t really blame him for it though, specially when you had brought him here to show him a good napping spot.

“Mn? Probably? I always thought she’d be… good at pro wrestling… she’s the type… to do her best at everything… so anything would be… fine” he continued, voice starting to die out a little before bringing yet another yawn to his mouth. It was really hard for him to understand how Mizumachi could be so energetic at this time of the day.

Truly they were completely opposite creatures. He couldn’t really keep his eyes open for much longer, so he curled on his side and closed them.

“She helped me… restrain corgi once and all…” ah, good memories.

[水]– The dude was getting pretty sleepy, eh? Well, he’s like, a vampire and what not, right? Guess if the sun is still out, he would be sleepy or something. 

Admittedly, he was pretty curious about this person he was talking about. Being good at pro-wrestling... made him think of a super macho girl that could bench press a guy, or snap a guy’s skull with her thighs-- but that was probably very different from the reality of the situation. 

       “Eh? Corgi?               Like, the dog?         You needed help to restrain a corgi?” 

He could understand needing help to restrain something like a doberman, but a corgi? Like, they’re the lil weenies that had the stubby legs, right? The very ones, who’s legs were so short that they couldn’t jump right? You needed help to restrain one?