young metro trusts me

[square-enix]

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

[ruinedchildhood]

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

[miiriya]

[chaintexts]

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY MY DELCIOUS 👅💦 DADDIES!!😉😛 Today we honor the man👨🏻 who 🍆🍑💦banged yo mama👩🏻 to make a little bitch😋 Get ready to scream "harder daddy"🍆 all night long and swallow💦💦👅 because without sperm you wouldn't be here 😏😏😏❤️💦 Tell 🔟 of your thotty thot friends 👯👯 to get down and dirty😜 with they daddies👄 for an unforgettable fuck night🍆😩 and your favorite celebrity crush❤️ will FaceTime 😍😛 you tomorrow 💑👫

[bewbin]

[surprisebitch]

Nicki Minaj was asking what were the ages of everybody in Matt’s Bar Mitzvah but Matt knew how to play the game

[stimman3000]

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

[stimman3000]

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

[ciceroi-nightingale]

I eat the powder straight from the pack

[jammdeluxe]

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

[justcariii]

Dear painting niggas. Paint this!

[teatoppy]

I couldn’t do him justice😭

[notoriouslynay]

Not painting niggas 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[justcariii]

*Dear arthoes

[sobeitjay2]

Dear niggas that be making them Good Times paintings

[leahjosselyn-deactivated2022031]

Dear niggas who only paint naked light skinned women with 1 body type, challenge yourself…

[controlled-khaos]

Is this what y'all wanna use y'all one tumblr wish of the year for?

-APaintingNigga

[controlled-khaos]

Dat Way ☝🏾…

Instagram.com/kiddbeatz

[ithelpstodream]

THIS HAS ME CRYING I HAD TO SHARE😂

[strangeparker]

[ahavalesbian-deactivated2018052]

“it’s uncool to tie your jacket around your waist” is straight propaganda and they might have to carry theirs around but we don’t

[chingizhobbes]

my friends found this sleeping cat in istanbul and dressed her up.

[realhousewivesgifs]

[beynons]

That tear deserves an Emmy

[battlepope]

I have no idea what’s going on but I could watch this for 7 days straight

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[vasorland]

[alisonzai]

me watchng how its made

there b some specific ass machines in this world

[cntnd]

girl: *puts on chapstick*

boy: thats too much makeup (: you dont need that to be beautiful gorgeous (: