I Am Actually Spider-Man

Parker 20 he/they queer Perpetually nervous but friendly

[friendofmossandbones]

Hi hi hello

Intro!!

Who am I?

My name is Parker

He/him, they/them

Queer in every sense of the word

20 years

Main account where I talk to the wall about nothing

I talk a lot about Sanders Sides, animation, and literature along side whatever the current fixation is (today it’s Sanders Sides)

I got that dog in me (autism and MAYBE ADHD)

Halloween is the best holiday in the entire world and I will die on this hill

Interests/Passions

Writing (I write fanfics along side wanting to be a comic/graphic novelist)

Literature (fantasy, mystery, gothic lit, and weird books for weirder middle schoolers)

Musicals (Hadestown is my favorite in the whole wide world)

Art/Drawing

Gravity Falls/The Owl House & animation in general

Spider-Man !! (That’s how I got my name)

Horror movies (slashers specifically, the dumber the plot the better)

Greek Mythology! Shout out to Ariadne, I love you queen

Music! I’ll give any music a shot but MCR’s Danger Days will always be one of my favorite albums. Emo and Punk are my standards

Top 5 Characters I Relate To

Virgil Sanders (Sanders Sides)

Patton Sanders (Sanders Sides again) ((and Remus a little bit but that’s neither here nor there))

Nimona (Nimona)

Ruby Rose (RWBY) ((yes, I know the show’s kinda shit, I got really into it in middle school and now it’s just a part of my bones))

Zagreus (Hades)

Blog specific tag

#Parker’s Posting :)

I might make a tag for my writing or my art if I ever get the balls to post that publicly

Links

AO3 ACCOUNT -> https://archiveofourown.org/users/Spooky_SpiderMan/profile

I’ve written some fics that I’m kind of proud of on there so take a look if you want!

WORKING ON:

Prinxiety fic Ft. Stardew Valley suggested by @romantruther (in the planning stages)

College au Sanders Sides multi chapter fic (vague bullet points on a Google doc ask me about please for the love of god)

Sanders Sides Fantasy multi chapter fic (much more vague bullet points)

Logicality Patton centric hurt/comfort oneshot

MY INSTAGRAM -> https://www.instagram.com/v.void.jpg?igsh=enhoempjNHllcGdu&utm_source=qr

I draw sometimes and never post said things but we live and we learn

DNI

TERFs/Transmeds

Bigotry of any kind is not welcome

Proshippers

Moral of the story

Insanely anxious but feel free to message me for anything, human interaction is great

[squipio]

me, myself, and mini-me !

[reblogs appreciated!]

silly redraw of a sticky note doodle of roman i did a few days prior. heehee hooha

it's also my chance to share roman hcs for once, huzzah!

roman developed scars from his split from remus. (I'll make a full creativitwins hcs post I promise...) for several years he tried to hide it, to keep his ‘princely and clean’ image, until eventually he'd let them show. they used to be very organic-type scars, realistic to that of real scarring, but of course, roman put his own twist to things, aka, kintsugi* ^_^

*kintsugi (n.) : the art of repairing broken pottery with gold, silver, or platinum lacquer; also a philosophy that breakage and repair is part of the beauty and history of an object, to be appreciated rather than disguised.

basically a physical aspect showcasing roman's growth, from his complications with remus to other events, as well as learning to face the unavoidable truth of brokenness in his life and to accept them. I think he's neat :-)

other details: sparkles/star esc motifs and swirls (hidden into the red of his shawl (? i forgot the name of it mb). he's so whimsical #amen

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[izthewhiz]

i can’t wait for danger days summer

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[stick-eridian-collection]

[nothatsmi]

I dont rant enough on how much I love the killjoys

Crazy to realize it's the first time i draw them digital properly - but they're such sketchbook material I cant help it. (Would it interest yall to see the sketchbook comics n all i wonder, i'm bad at scanning or taking pictures in a way that makes it intersesting but i coud try...)

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[y5d8z6vz7a-deactivated20180404]

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

[brodiebutt]

[katherinearandez]

[wsswatson]

[katherinearandez]

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

[fatefulfindings]

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

[heritage-post]

date of origin: June 12th, 2012

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[rat-king-they-them]

[rat-detector-24-official]

Rat detected. Make him jiggle.

[mutipede]

Holy shit I assume everyone is doing an up and down jiggle and maybe a side to side jiggle but if you jiggle your phone forward and backwards he jiggles in and out, too

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[jkl-fff]

That would be an appropriate way to celebrate.

[loserdoorman]

[crunchy-raindrops]

The true reason Logan turns orange… kinda gave up halfway through.

[borzou]

A little music I transcribed from the movie.  Enjoy.

[t4t4t]

[onepieceof-stardust]

ID: sticker that says “the world needs trans women more than it needs another unhappy good man. Be soft, be a girl, we’re waiting for you.” End ID

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this