bede's sparrow

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[general-zurgane]

GHHGHGDDGHHHHGFD

[general-zurgane]

wHERE TH FUCK IM I

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[vampirefutanari]

people will want huge tits but hate fat girls. thats like loving oranges and hating orange trees. fuck you.

[katbelleinthedark]

I wonder what the relationship between them in the song is. A man slowly being driven insane by a neighbour who plays the violin? And then he sets his house on fire?

Graham, jfc. xD

[standingonabeachatsunset]

"[The presenters have] whatever the opposite of chemistry is."

Graham Norton, Eurovision 2026

[b1rd1e]

Things often feel insurmountable but then you surmount them & don't really think about it that much afterwards

[letterful]

[grootficguy]

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[konoko]

[thysannia]

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[rowenagirl]

POV you are Lisa Braeden. guy you hooked up with when you were 19 keeps showing up at your door unannounced and sort of vaguely implying that he's going to be dead soon. And you're like oh wow Jesus Christ do you wanna come inside and have a beer and tell me what's going on and he stares yearningly at you for a moment and coughs and looks away and is like oh i wish i could but I have to go back my car. But don't worry i will protect you..... Goodbye...... and goes back to his car. and you're still standing in the doorway.

[lelouch]