And Then There's Me

I probably wouldn't pass the Turing test | He/him | 35 years old

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[reirakiyo]

Was mostly trying to format test something better for social media and happened to come across this cool shot 👀

Song: Maestro Chives x Marin Hoxha x Chris Linton - Warrior

Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds

Free Download/Stream: http://ncs.io/warrior

Watch: http://ncs.lnk.to/warriorAT/youtube

[girlmostlikely]

ENOUGH WITH THE PROTEIN MARKETING! PROTEIN POPCORN THIS PROTEIN WATER THAT NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS 50G OF PROTEIN OK. WHERE IS THE FIBER. WHERE IS IT. WHERE IS IT?????

[egberts]

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

[theauthoryperson]

and here you are

[diss-patch]

Robert: Hey Sonar-- you seen my cheetos?

Sonar: No.

Robert: You sure?

Sonar: Robert, your lack of faith is deeply concerning.

[trashwarden]

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[dietranch]

hyper beam

[soldrie]

I also have Hyper Beam Sylveon! I have a recording saved because the animation made me laugh.

[darth-moth]

[buttpoems]

[acoolguy]

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[maroon-drake]

Kitty!

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[shithowdy]

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[depsidase]

[ruderubicante]

Who am I?