yeah i'm crying i still want you to fight me

Hello, I'm Taylor blogging at you live from my cave in the distant forested mountains. shoot me an ask or an animal sacrifice whenever you like!

[zoiodlula]

[slimetony]

lets just turn abandoned shopping malls into affordable apartments and keep the food courts and comfy palm trees and fountains and places to sit that’d be real nice

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

everyones apartment would be one of the little shops. a small community

[slimetony]

I call the big anchor stores I’m gonna hang out with the mannequins at sears

[slimetony]

While we’re at it lets also build big subterranean cities with neon lights everywhere and we all wear hard hats

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

what if i want a soft hat

[slimetony]

Don’t come crying to me when a stalactite falls on you!!

[urparty]

[bexalizard]

Amazing Spider-Man #615, part 2

[moonnlesbian]

me: i mean i don’t really care what other people think of star wars characters’ sexualities like. w/e, u know? different interpretations are chill 

some homophobe: but none of the star wars characters are gay there cannot be gay characters in star wars star wars does not have a single gay char

me: 

[lovely-bonsai]

[plzstic]

when u have anxiety but ur still spongebob af

[setheverman]

the face gives away no emotion, but the guitar gives away the emotion of a broken heart

[danger]

[pizza-omelette]

[xazuhira-deactivated20180701]

[dykedekuremade]

Nonbinary characters should be like a regular thing because so much prophecy is so gendered.

“No man or woman can ever defeat me.” “Lucky me then!”

[dykedekuremade]

This post is making cis people mad keep reblogging it.

[thesacredchalass]

ninja sex party last name generator 

month of your birth:

january- cream

february- star

march- luck

arpil- danger

may- sweet

june- glitter

july- flirt

august- kink

september- hot

october- spook

november- cool  

december- slay

date of your birth

1.gun 2.babe 3.love 4.ride 5.cake 6.puff  7.girl/guy (whatever you prefer) 

8.smolder 9.steam 10.musk 11.fire 12.muffin 13.party 14.power 15.dream 

16.train 17.nude 18.suit 19.machine 20.kiss 21.shine 22.lust 23.pop 

24.bam 25.fire 26.blush 27.buff 28.song 29.job 30.crush 31.bamf

i think some of these are going to be so cool!!l 

a few of them will be silly but that’s the point!

try it out and see what you get! and if you don’t like it, you can mix and match different dates and months to make some new ones too. 

[poptartconnoisseur]

just when you thought it was safe to go into the ocean

[santas-clauze]

it is safe. he is our protector

[zingoogniz]

Poseidon trembles before him

[saltdust-crusader]

damp souls

[citylightsreceding-deactivated2]

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

THESE

[kochoubeasuko-deactivated201801]

@david-byrne-in-the-big-suit do u kno the CIA is trying to HIDE ur big suit from us

[david-byrne-in-the-big-suit]

they doing what

[ghostlywriterr]

Photography by Segerius Bruce.

[studyingstudent]