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elliot | he/him | 21

[podcastwizard]

people breaking social distancing laws rn be like

[juza-hyodo]

Yeah so.. penis? It doesn't go in a boy's butt hole. It goes in a girl's vagina. You're doing it wrong.

I……………………..okay!

[juza-hyodo]

what prompted this ask. PLEASE just take a moment to tell me, what made you come to MY blog, and start an ask off with “yeah so.. penis?”

[april]

hot girl summer

[wilhelmjfinkbs]

*CLAP. CLAP. CLAP CLAP CLAP. CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.*

BIG HAT

*clapclap clapclapclap clapclapclap* LITTLE HAT

[kotortwo]

literally obsessed with this tiktok (x)

[atomic-rez]

Godzilla after he fucks up Tokyo for the 6th time this week

[s-aint-elmo]

everyone’s all “for the last performance of hadestown orpheus should succeed and lead eurydice out of hell” but i disagree. for the last performance of hadestown orpheus should fail and, as one, the maenads, drunk out of their minds, should descend upon him and tear him limb from limb

[paulthebukkit]

dead gulliver is the funniest villager for the title screen camera to follow

[depsidase]

[spector]

this is my favorite rlm moment ever i think abt this every time i see yoda

[pastanak]

[ilovenigelslater-deactivated202]

what’s the mead sis........ the wenches are squabbling .......

[cactuswrestling]

[1ightly]

this is what friendship between bisexuals is like

[teratomatower]

you should do a monstery take on 2d from gorillaz if ur familiar with him

I uhMisread this.Well enjoy!!!

[onceiwashere]

joe biden dog burying meme is already successful bc it forced the snopes dot com editors to print “Piss Vortex” as a name 

[sexhaver]

you ever have all the elements of a good text post in front of you but cant figure out how to glue them together?

[sexhaver]

Joe Biden cover of a Mitski song named “I Bury Losing Dogs”

[stickyfrogs]

Tiny politely waits for his dinner while Gumby and Voigt finish bickering!