[froghorns]

hello everypony...

[froghorns]

I haven’t been on tumblr in like 4 years. The ads up here are craaazzzyyy

[lowlighter]

I lost my mind

[vaporwavesimulator]

i am fine thank you for asking! though recently there has been a darkness growing within me

[carpcave]

An angel watches over its believers

[puyopuyo]

this isolated message makes me feel like i’m about to be shot and killed

[tomochingus-moved-courtmartialm]

“you really thought i wouldn’t notice?”

[distinguishedbaloney]

[humanitysfandomhoe]

The second ad lmao

[teneral]

good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

[vulvva-deactivated20200910]

customers approaching store employees

[catchymemes]

[heshe]

I don’t identify as “male” or “female”. I identify as a problem

[thank-you-lovely]

[just-bears-here]

[lovetnaomi]

Is this a polar bear or a grizzly

[mediocre-savant]

Yes. (They can mix and the offspring can produce viable offspring,so…. Make of that what you will.)

[just-bears-here]

Pizzly bears

[binkabonkahankeydoo]

no don’t make that of it

[just-bears-here]

That’s what they’re called

[caecilian-king]

Did you know, In Fallout New Vegas, you can sever the limbs of your enemies and arrange them however you want?

[chameleonomicon]

That’s really cool! I love when games include a mechanic for limb loss.

[the-evil-queen-14]

Im at a loss for words

[passworddots]

[passworddots]

[passworddots]

[ithelpstodream]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

me as a kindergarten teacher: ok class lets review our “Who We Love” art projects! timmy, who did you draw?

timmy: i drew my mommy because she-

me: haha wow, feminist virtue signaling much? we get it, cuck! ‘Womyn R Peeple 2′ !! haha fucking christ… EPIC cringe level over 9000… kek. did anyone here NOT draw a god forsaken female? i will not be awarding brownie points for you wusses kissing sjw ass.

[callapilla-deactivated20240926]

URGENT! HELP ME SAY GOODBYE TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

Please for the love of god don't scroll past this.

My fiancé, my best friend, my confidant of nearly four years, @dietcola died Monday afternoon, and I'm so fucking desperate to be present at his memorial service and funeral. I need your help so badly.

It's going to cost $200 for me to be able to leave at midnight tonight and make it in time for services on Friday. I cannot bear the thought of not being able to say goodbye to him in person. Please, please, if you can donate anything or offer any help of any kind, message me.

My paypal is https://paypal.me/j4ys3nH?locale.x=en_US and even the smallest amount helps.

Please, please, please help me.

[freyalune]

Did the guy who burgled pewdiepie like know it was pewdiepie’s house or did he just take from some fancy ass lookin’ house and now that guy’s watching the news sweating profusely like oh shit what if it was me