frogs

[depsidase]

[plasmalogical]

[evilchrispine]

me: celebrity drama 🤢🤢🤢

 kimye is divorcing because kanye hooked up with jeffree star 

me:

[proteus-no]

Nah him having an affair with jeffree star is a rumor made up by the same girl who started the “coronavirus challange” and licked a toilet seat on a plane 😬

[breezeinmonochromenight]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

glad we found the time to come back to this one

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

Is there a posts-from-a-brighter-timeline?

honestly i think that would be even more depressing. like can you imagine seeing "pewdiepie deleted his youtube channel" and feeling incredible elation only to be hit with the crushing dissapointment a second later?? at least with this blog its the opposite

[kristina100000]

[solisaureums]

Pedro: Who does Oscar Isaac look like?

Oscar: I get David Krumholtz often—

Pedro: oH *wheeze* i remember whO you look LIKE!

Oscar: who’s that?

Pedro: that MUPPET I tOld you aBOUT!

Oscar: *wheeze* what muppet??

Pedro: *laughs* the—the

Oscar: *lightly slaps Pedro’s face*

Pedro: the-the grumpy eagle! *continues to laugh*

Oscar: the grumpy eagle???!

Pedro: remember!?

Oscar: oh, cause of the eyebrows??

Pedro: *fucking dying of laughter*

Oscar: malo

[jackhawksmoor]

[runmild]

[edrec]

[a-captions-blog]

[ID: The “I don’t have 2020 vision” meme with the person pointing two finger guns in different directions. All-caps black text reads, “Jesus Christ. Oh my god what the fuck was that” \End ID]

[cookii-whore]

[adultlikers]

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

A few years ago I had this idea of dnd characters playing a human version of dnd…Finally made a small comic about it lol

[naramdil]

the catharsis of logging onto this blue website to reblog pretty photos in a mindless flurry is literally unmatched 

[voorbees]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[crwnly-deactivated20150506]

actual picture of an actual texan on a typical sunday afternoon

[teathattast]

[princesstigerbelle]

He like it

[charlesstilezmysterydiners]

I’m crying

[kaijuno]

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

[ya-boi-encijan]

Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and I’m not kidding.

[surprisebitch]

goodbye

[iggykoopa666]

[powerfulwizard]

Hello Cass, it seems there's another saying they're trillizard, are you sure he is dead?

Anyone could say they’re Trilllizard. I could say I’m Trilllizard. You could have sent this pretending to be Trilllizard. You just can’t trust anything anyone says online.

[gun-flame]