Frog On My Shoulder

Bored artist, will post new and old art and probably rant about my writing.

[whereispearlescentmoon]

I need everyone to look at me. Look me dead in my eyes.

Cleo, the real human person who will be face revealing next weekend, is, by their own definition, a heavyset White femme presenting nonbinary person who is in their early-mid 40s. That's what they will look like. I need you to get that in your mind right now so that I don't see any dumb as shit comments about Cleo not looking like fanart or a cartoon or their anime style V-Tuber. They will look like a real human person. You will be normal about this.

[mossfeathers]

Remember that being normal about them also means not immediately sexualizing them. You will be NORMAL. You will treat Cleo like a person and that means not being an ass and not being horny over her.

[frogonmyshoulder]

Currently listening to The Contract by Twenty One Pilots but every time they mention the necromancer my stupid brain is thinking of bf!Sausage

[frogonmyshoulder]

According to SOME PEOPLE I'm a monster because I use light mode and I'm offended. That is not the reason I'm a monster

[frogonmyshoulder]

I wanna draw hermitcraft, give me ideas so it may trigger the curse of motivation within wrinkles contained in bone.

[frogonmyshoulder]

Got my first acrylic markers!

Decided to draw season 11 Pearl to try them out!

[frogonmyshoulder]

Hear me out,

Leggs and Grievances by Sparkbird

[frogonmyshoulder]

Art rant time!

Tell me why when I'm searching for references of actual human nose shapes all I get are plastic surgery before and after.

I want to see what it looks like so I can draw it but all I see are images telling people how much prettier they can look when they pay for plastic.

People are beautiful as they are and that should be reflected online, these images are just making people think they're not good enough. I could probably find normal references if I looked harder or went to a reference site but a lot of people won't do that and will just see how "much better they could look" instead of how ok it is to have their noes shape.

[frogonmyshoulder]

Just referred to "Uno no mercy" as "one no thank you" and somehow got away with it

[frogonmyshoulder]

I kinda wanna make a life series pop up book, what moment should I base it off of?

[fallow-foot]

Everybody point and laugh

Bonus points

[the-a-collective]

the real vampire was rats smp season 3

[frogonmyshoulder]

Randomly talking to myself and only to describe luxury as being able to wake up at 7:20am for one day

[frogonmyshoulder]

Hey does anyone know why pokémon sleep turns Spotify into a demon? Every time I try to play Spotify while tracking sleep it's weird sounding and staticy so I just started using the relaxing sounds thing and it worked fine.

Just one problem, my alarm makes Spotify play Epic the musical and today I got woke up to Different Beast if it was sung by a demon and I don't like that so if anyone knows how to extract the Epic the Musical demon out of my phone advice welcome!

[frogonmyshoulder]

EXT. Cliff side - dusk

On a cliff overlooking the water during a storm we see ANTHONY with his back facing the cliff. Across him we see BAILEY facing him. Thunder strikes that water followed by the sound of crashing waves.

BAILEY

Don't you want revenge?

BAILEY takes 2 steps closer to ANTHONY her hand on her heart

ANTHONY

Not particularly, no?

BAILEY

Wait, what do you mean no? They killed your father!

ANTHONY

He wasn't a particularly good father

ANTHONY looks down at the rocks below his feet

BAILEY

Ok, but were going to stop them, right? (takes a small step back) right? ANTHONY? There going to kill your mother if we don't stop-

ANTHONY

She married the bastard

Split screen of both of there faces. ANTHONY'S face shows no guilt while BAILEYS looks concerned

BAILEY

(Chuckle)

The prophecy, you're the hero

(pause)

remember?

ANTHONY

Let it be her fate

(cold)

BAILEY

A hero will come-

ANTHONY

I don't care

BAILEY

-Blood for blood-

AnTHONY

Means nothing to me!

BAILEY

-or doom to-

ANTHONY

Let his damn home fall!

BAILEY

-for victory by trust-

ANTHONY

-or doom to thys love.

Thunder hits behind BAILEY. ANTHONY takes two steps closer and gently holds BAILEYS face with one hand. His expression softens his shoulders relaxing.

BAILEY

You do want revenge? Don't you?

ANTHONY hugs BAILEY

ANTHONY

I want her in pain

CAm slowly starts spinning around the two

Tears start running down BAILEYS face

BAILEY

but you're the hero, the one in the prophecy

ANTHONY slowly starts turning them both around so BAILEY is now facing away from the water

ANTHONY

The prophecy has two endings

He lets go of her, taking two steps back. Close up his face with a guilty smile, thunder strikes in front of him. Screen goes black. We hear the sound of rocks crashing and the water.

End

A script written using writer prompt #3882 from @promptsforthestrugglingauthor

Also ignore the formatting it got ruined by copy paste

[frogonmyshoulder]

Sketch on never finish

I can not bring myself to do digital art for some reason. To all you digital artists out there I don't know how you do it but you're awesome.

Anyway I drew Grian and Gem in heels

[frogonmyshoulder]

Ok hear me out....

... Wreaking Ball by Mother Mother and Jimmy's arch thought the life series

[frogonmyshoulder]

I really wanna draw the villys in heels. Like imagine Grian killing gem but it's him kick stabbing her in stilettos

[frogonmyshoulder]

Art practice, inspired by Dear Arkansas Daughter