hello gamers

i’m elliot and i haven’t changed my profile for like 5+ yrs — 20s he//him, personal blog im too lazy 2 update. Tumblr mobile is broken beyond belief

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woo yeah woo woo yeah

[comfybutter]

some kind of fucked up perverted game called sharing each other's interests and having fun together

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[eroscestlavie]

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

[laughing-instead-of-crying]

The number of people that exist is highly suspicious. I know some of you guys are faking it

[teathattast]

Happy Pride!

[dogpuppy]

Stepped outside to smoke a bowl and I think a tiny fly flew into my bowl right when I hit it and I smoked a bug

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[databent]

hi. i really, really need everyone to see this gif of someones frog i just saw on reddit

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[unalivejournal]

But does anypony notice but does anypony care

[unalivejournal]

But theres no room in this stable theres no room in the next

[sea--burn]

me and your idealized past ancestor had a oral tradition let me tell you

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[plaguedocboi]

My Babypod…

[liquidstar]

I hate those posts with a fake readmore link. I'll go into more detail bellow

Yeah fuck you it was real