hello gamers

i’m elliot and i haven’t changed my profile for like 5+ yrs — 20s he//him, personal blog im too lazy 2 update. Tumblr mobile is broken beyond belief

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woo yeah woo woo yeah

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[paramoregf]

i took my hard hat off at one point yesterday cause i needed smth to hold down the blueprints from blowing away for a sec + theres nothing overhead anywhere we're working then approximately 2 minutes later i picked up a hook bar and stood it up and as i stood it up the hook swang and clocked me in the skull. hurt

[comment-tube]

[icarianarts]

I always feel like I’m in some stupid pervert predicament when I am eating some food and crumbs or sauce fall onto my big fucking rack instead of the ground and getting my shirt dirty

[icarianarts]

Old art from 2024 where I was conceptualizing what John Kramer would look like as a turtle

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[oldmanpusspuss]

Dumb cunt

you dont know the intellect of my cunt

[lilyblisslys]

I wanna say farm life sims are ridiculous, but honestly if a butch girl who ran a farm talked to me every day and gave me flowers twice a week I’d be sucking her cock by summer

[feelboss]

[segamascott]

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

[badassdemonsword]

Theres a caterpillar in my shoe

[becquerel]

mmy web weave of how it feels going nowhgere and feeling like no one and thats ok

[gingik]

[princilly]

ough

[transparentcatpngs]

[helloitsbees]

i put him in the saw bathroom

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[flipchild]

how it feels