i'm a lot like if a guy had a tight wet pussy and was right about everything all the time and was also a faggot

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i'm a lot like if a guy had a tight wet pussy and was right about everything all the time and was also a faggot
the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
what
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog
Call Me Maybe is so deep actually. If ‘before you came into my life I missed you so bad’ was sufjan Stevens, tumblrinas would have gotten it tattooed on their ribs in typewriter font.
love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
This is really clever. I wonder how long it took her to find all of these.
for folks concerned its AI, i'm pleased to report its not only legit, she has a whole ass burger coord to go with it and its delightful
check out more of her work on her reddit !!
Edwin: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail. Charles: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the Night Nurse.
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What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.
Wait I have a real version of this
THOSE ARE ALL REAL WEBSITES
i'm a lot like if a guy had a tight wet pussy and was right about everything all the time and was also a faggot
Charles: I'm 62 cheetos tall. Crystal: Why did you measure yourself with my cheetos? Charles: You were out of Doritos.
TASKMASTER 21.04 "Lou Reed And The Wombles"
do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u
hey guys can you watch my dead pixel detectives for me? they're v nice. i put music on the gramophone for them & left the mood light on. is that ok
Beautiful stop motion animation by CliffCreativity
fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle