Nope

They them (he they? who knows). hotchocolatedictator on AO3

[cuntbf]

i'm a lot like if a guy had a tight wet pussy and was right about everything all the time and was also a faggot

[sphinxofgrease]

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

[futzingbarton]

what

[sphinxofgrease]

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

[futzingbarton]

oh my god

[genderhasnobearingonability-blog]

well wooden shoe look at that

[nerdismyhobby]

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[johnfkennedaddy]

Call Me Maybe is so deep actually. If ‘before you came into my life I missed you so bad’ was sufjan Stevens, tumblrinas would have gotten it tattooed on their ribs in typewriter font.

[sombradusk]

[omtai]

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This is really clever. I wonder how long it took her to find all of these.

[catdotwav]

for folks concerned its AI, i'm pleased to report its not only legit, she has a whole ass burger coord to go with it and its delightful

check out more of her work on her reddit !!

[incorrect-deadboy-quotes]

Edwin: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail. Charles: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the Night Nurse.

[beardedmrbean]

[crazy-brazilian]

king

[a-wizard]

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

[jackabbot]

[wiigiwaamcore]

Wait I have a real version of this

THOSE ARE ALL REAL WEBSITES

[cuntbf]

i'm a lot like if a guy had a tight wet pussy and was right about everything all the time and was also a faggot

[incorrect-deadboy-quotes]

Charles: I'm 62 cheetos tall. Crystal: Why did you measure yourself with my cheetos? Charles: You were out of Doritos.

[shaunashipman]

TASKMASTER 21.04 "Lou Reed And The Wombles"

[comparingmeerkats]

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

[idliketobeatree]

hey guys can you watch my dead pixel detectives for me? they're v nice. i put music on the gramophone for them & left the mood light on. is that ok

[vintage-tigre]

Beautiful stop motion animation by CliffCreativity

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle