certified smol™

If you see Timothy Olyphant, tell him to call me back.

[christmas-winter]

[rabbitprayer]

For Maundy Thursday/Holy Thursday I wanted to share the footwashing series by Jess Bond. A lot of these images have made people very uncomfortable. I know one of the ones I put up here really makes me uncomfortable. Anyway, I'm using today to think about how I judge and look down on other people and ask myself why.

[astralbondpro]

Fargo (1996) // Dir. The Coen Brothers

[compiler-specific]

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[vexwerewolf]

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

Winds on Jupiter: 620 km/h

Winds on Saturn: 1800 km/h

Winds on Neptune: 2400 km/h

[baddywronglegs]

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?

Fairy

Walrus

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2024

[baddywronglegs]

Not naming options to skew votes but...

I think there's something fundamentally baffling with the way most of you think.

[formlesschromatic]

[stretchygazelle]

💀

[anxietyproblem]

[filmreel]

CLUELESS (1995) —

dir. Amy Heckerling.

[id in alt]

[etherealacademia]

I got these from various used/rare book sales on campus 🍂 (fun fact, i got a 4$ hardcover copy of the secret history at one of those sales, which is great bc my paperback is super annotated and worn out)

[averagefairy]

guys it turns out if you wanna have fun and be a fun and interesting person you like have to fill your day with fun things and not just rotting in your room …… need a moment to process

[xiaolanhua]

Stardust (2007) Dir. Matthew Vaughn

[ladiesofcinema]

Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

[krunkidile]

found you a new hat.

[anxietyproblem]

[sersi]

I know what kind of god I need to be.

[myjetpack]

a cartoon for the guardian