Our Lady of Cats, Coffee, and Rock and Roll

V or Paige [33][she/her][basically married biromantic demisexual] Being a general menace on Tumblr since 2011. I write sometimes. Currently being insufferable about MCR

[flamingflyingv]

HEY YOU! YES, YOU!! THE PERSON READING THIS PINNED POST!

Like what you see here? Want to see me do the same thing on another social media site?

Paige 🎸🔥🎱 (@flamingflyingv.bsky.social)

Eyo. I'm Paige/V. I like cats, video games, books, and music that gets me called a Divorced Dad or Sad Millennial by the youths.

follow for cat pics, writing, and a way to keep in touch if the house burns down <3

[misericordiia]

yes, thanks for checking in

[blankfaerie]

[virtualgirladvance]

everything is okay

i live here

im a person

its okay to make noise

youre allowed to go outside

no one is watching you

[definitelynotshouting]

having a snuggable animal in your home is like a constant minigame of ancestral persistence hunting, every morning this beast is getting yoinked from various parts of the house to indulge our daily ritual of bringing him back to bed for cuddling purposes. im like the doom guy in hell meme but instead of ronald reagan im looking for my cat

[definitelynotshouting]

is this anything

[melodespiza]

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[teaboot]

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

[angel-stars]

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

[laferrarii]

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[masklayer]

[tzarvolver]

I raise you

[guitarbeard]

Ante up

[iguanamouth]

hey

[louiswainenthusiast]

[flamingflyingv]

If I had less self control I'd be simping on main a lot more

[ring2002]

i wear my heart on my blog

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[nicolegendary]

sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to all bitches

please survive

[ganymedian]

I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep