Sounds From The sPHere

The sPHere is full of oubliettes, places to put things so I can forget.

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[cyarekjaere-deactivated20210615]

Thats everything folks

[ilexvici]

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

It’s not easy being a sand man

By Dragonarte

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[keraleda]

“Lighten Up” by Ronald Wimberly

Beautifuly written- and drawn.

[brittlife]

Damn. Really powerful and beautifully drawn.

[effervescentdragon]

“Captain Kirk may be bisexual in the new CBS Star Trek project!”

Every single person who has functional eyes and has ever watched at least one episode/movie/scene with James Tiberius Kirk in any universe:

[spcrash]

Joker’s asking the important questions.

[philosoverted-deactivated202006]

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

[systlin]

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

[gallusrostromegalus]

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

[filthyprotozoan]

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

[hubris-i]

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

[fridge246]

tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc. 

wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades

[jemthecrystalgem]

Sorry it’s what to elves

[dvandom]

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).  But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.  To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.  So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.

[endreal]

Legolas said fuck the horizon

[ezrisdax-archive]

- Nichelle Nichols

[irnstrange]

*takes an ant outside and lets it free instead of killing it* This one is for you Paul Rudd.

[yazberries-archive-deactivated2]

*takes a spider outside* this is for you Tom Holland

[irnstrange]

*takes a mantis outside* This is for you Pom Klementieff

[tired-ass-nerd]

*feeds some birds* this is for you Anthony Mackie

[barnes-107th]

*waters some trees* This is for you Groot

[theatergeeky]

*pets cat* this if for you Chadwick

[blogdeactivated1028]

*pets roomba* this is for you dum-e

[vmohlere]

*overthrows America’s burgeoning fascist regime* this is for you Steve

[unpretty]

the idea that bruce wayne’s ideal method of learning is to just find whoever is best at the thing and latch onto them for a while is so underutilized, though. i want to see more of, like. bruce wayne fucking off to join the rodeo, so he can learn the best ways to not fall off things and also hogtie other things. bruce wayne moving to hawaii to master surfing because the thought of not knowing how to surf in some kind of surfing emergency caused him a sudden panic. bruce wayne in the alps learning how to yodel. living with the amish to learn how to make a really good dresser. in the andes learning how to weave. going to florida to wrestle alligators and meth addicts and meth-addicted alligators. when will you ever need to know this, he remembers people asking, as he faces down killer croc with nothing but a net he had to make himself using a machete and a spare sheep.

[from-the-sphere]

A spare sheep can really come in handy

[sarakipin]

Finally finished the set! This took a crazy long time to complete, but I’m happy with the result

[pigeonsandnonsense]

[xaina-cosplays]

the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

[pretz3l-log1c]

I’ve seen this at least ten times on my dash and it never stops being funny

[dasoni]

Sailor Krypton  (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[interalias-blog-blog]

Hello, my name is Reina Chaison, I am a student in the Philippines for Dentistry. And because of the pandemic, I am not able to continue to provide for myself in terms of tuition and barely on my basic needs. I am asking, with all of my heart and all that I am, for help. I know this is embarrasing but I will risk all the shame to be able to survive, I am practically an orphan because my mother had passsed away and I was abandoned by my father. I was able to get sponsorship in the Philippines to study and with a bit allowance. But unfortunately, my sponsor, Miss Elisia Wyatt had passed on because of the virus just last week and I have no idea what to do. I am alone in a country eaten up by the pandemic, where finding a job even temporarily is too high a hurdle, and I have been looking since the lockdown. So I am asking for help here, please with your good heart and spare dollar, please provide for my next food. I have no one to turn to. Thank you, please spread. Please help me.

Paypal: [email protected]

I don't have much data but please reach me thru email.

[interalias-blog-blog]

Im sorry, venmo or cashapp would have been easier but unfortunately, those cannot be used outside the US. Im sorry i don't know what else to do.

[interalias-blog-blog]

This is my first decent meal in 4 days. Thank you michelle terrano for you dollar. I appreciate it like you would not believe hon. Please i hope there are more good people out there

Paypal [email protected]

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 please share. Anyone kind enough to set funding would be appreciated. Please reach me..please help me.

[interalias-blog-blog]

PLEASE HELP ME I AM GETTING KICKED OUT BY THE END OF THE WEEK.

[interalias-blog-blog]

I'm so sorry everyone. I hope this isnt too much of a bother. I just dont know what else to do, where I can get help. I'm all alone.

[whatistheplan-deactivated201712]

Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.

[loremerchant]

Florida Man: Chaotic evil. New York Man: Chaotic good.

[timelessblasphemy]

Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, it’s INSANE.

The dude got arrested once before this for using a painter’s extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didn’t cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first time–which he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citations–the yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county.

When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriff’s Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-. When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in America’s flat out fucking ballsiest “fuck you” to the gubmint I’ve ever heard of. And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guy–his name is Stephen Ruth by the way–started GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions!

As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand… The local station, “News12″, never aired their interviews. Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS.  Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, he’s been caught up in a full-blown fucking government conspiracy that’s out for his blood. This guy isn’t Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-.

[xphilosoraptorx]

A king and a hero

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

he’s earned every inch of that shit eating grin

[magdids]

Kinda reminds me of this

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THEY CHANGED THE DESCRIPTION WHEN IT BLEW UP IN THEIR FACES

FUCK YOU. THIS STILL ISNT OK. DONT ACT LIKE MOST “DANCE” GROUPS AREN’T SUPER SEXUALIZED.

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

TV-MA

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Me rolling up to the houses of those responsible like

[autistic-king]

A massive child trafficking ring involving several high profile individuals including presidents and several ceos was recently revealed and Hollywood openly creates media like this but if you believe the people in charge are pedophiles you're still considered a wackjob conspiracy theorist.

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