Idk

If you read this please pet your cat for me and tell them they're great

[abstract-woman]

i pronounce amongus like fungus and i picture it as a sort of flora-adjacent organism. like the game looks like some sort of plant. the "players" (amongi) are like. symbiotic organisms attached to amongus that feed on it for nutrients and stuff. if you ate an amongus or any amongi you would die a horrific death.

[abstract-woman]

cishets can reblog this

[catchymemes]

[samwich-chester]

Clark and Malfina my beloved

[ozwuv]

this time, you’re gone forever

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

LMFAO

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

making friends on tumblr

[olivershen]

bitches really listing Stardew Valley down as one of their calming games when you’re supposed to play it like you’re gonna die every 11 minutes, like an entire operation with at least a dozen tabs open and the townie’s favorite gifts on a spreadsheet and each crops yield-to-time ratio ranked and memorized

[olivershen]

I’m saving these tags specifically because this is exactly what goes on in my head when I play

[thebootydiaries]

hey girl u come here often? 😏 yeah? 😏 then have u seen my cat it was last seen in this area on thursday at approximately 7pm and,

[m-eowdy]

yes he tried to lick my toes

[thebootydiaries]

why u think i want him back so bad 👀👅

[hey-its-lola-cola]

[turing-tested]

is this orange or yellow.

[turing-tested]

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

[dogonitblog]

hey op, what does this say?

[turing-tested]

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

[khazel-t]

[clearcutcasualty]

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

[rankeluck]

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

[clearcutcasualty]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[cranberrybogmummy]

It’s orange

[yumiiiiiii]

it’s literally 71

[jessbeinme15]

Bestie it’s 74

[yumiiiiiii]

[jessbeinme15]

[spacepaprika]

Y’all it clearly fucking says 21

[galvantual-moved-deactivated202]

where are you getting that from?

[rudolphsboyfriend]

Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing

[vang0bus]

its 74 bestie you might be colorblind

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

That 81 person can see shrimp colors

[meladoodle]

when he licks his lips seductively

[fallingpandas]

what the fuck is that thing?

[meladoodle]

my boyfriend :)

[knightofleo]

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

[knightofleo]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

my main man scoobert goes in

[internetromance-deactivated2017]

what about me? scorbort?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i told you to never show your face in these parts again.

[plaguedocboi]

*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*

[plague-masks-n-mushrooms]

*emits a cloud of toxic spores*

[plaguedocboi]

Well there’s no need to be dramatic

[ollieplimsolls]

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

[taahko]

is pepsi ok

[ollieplimsolls]

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

[taahko]

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

[neontacos]

[mythoflight]

[casey-kat]

[localtiktoks]

[faggottt]

They were about to go offffff

[hustlerose]

(T︿T*) <== she’s cry so much. she was forced to do laundry when she was 21

[hustlerose]

((,≧﹏ ≦,)) <===== sobbing and shaking!!!!!!!! she had to do the dishes

[hustlerose]

\(^▽^*)/ <= LAUNDRY AND DISHES ARE DONE!!! DONE FOREVER!!!!!

[hustlerose]

(u_u) <=== you guys are not gonna fucking believe what happened.

[iamoutofideas]

penis explosion

[hustlerose]

penis explosion

[headspace-hotel]

concept: there are lots of different worlds and all of them have different levels of access to magic. Some are just all over the place and some have no magic at all.

You would think that we would be one of the strictly non-magical worlds, but actually, that’s not the case—we don’t have like, a huge excess of magic, but we have, like, dreams, and the placebo effect, which puts us pretty solidly in the “Numinous” world category.

[headspace-hotel]

This post brought to you by the placebo effect, which is completely insane if you think about it for more than like 3 seconds

but for some reason we insist on thinking of it like “so people’s symptoms improve, but like, it’s Fake” rather than “HOLY SHIT humans are so powerful, they can improve the symptoms of their illnesses just by believing they are being cared for.”

[headspace-hotel]

Anyway just imagine like

Human, suddenly sucked by portal into a Magical Land: damn I wish I came from a magical world lol

Elf wizard dude: hahaha bro what are you talking about

Human: well, my world is just—

Elf wizard dude: what about the magic rocks????

Human: What magic rocks?

Elf wizard dude: You know, the magic rocks. The ones that generate near infinite energy by tearing apart the fabric of their reality? You know, like, uranium? You haven’t found those yet?

Human: Wait wait wait. That’s not—

Elf wizard dude: And like, come on, you even have some low level necromantic spells over there, like—

Human: We do not have necromantic spells, what are you talking about

Elf wizard dude: didn’t you say your friend was an EMT though? they do that shit all the time. Hell, you don’t even have to be like a high level caster or some shit, it takes like a few weeks to learn CPR

Human: Wh—

Elf wizard dude: You guys do have CPR, right?

Human: I mean yes but—what the—CPR is not necromancy!! That’s not how it works, it doesn’t bring people back from the—well I guess technically it does but that doesn’t—

Elf wizard dude: Next you’re going to be telling me Mothman doesn’t “count” either.

Human:

Human: …

Human: …What.

[headspace-hotel]

Human: You don’t understand. I mean…Radioactivity kills people!

Elf wizard dude: Ohhh. You got just the cursed magic rocks.

Human: …

Elf wizard dude: Damn. That sucks man.