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it might be time for me to do an intro post...

ok this is long overdue but i'm finally doing it

my name is max, he/him, but i also don't mind being called saturn in online spaces

i'm a minor but idc who interacts with me as long as nobody's weird, but the first hint of creepiness gets blocked

i speak english and spanish fluently, and i'm also learning german and latin in school

i like house md, dps, the rookie, st (excluding s5), and more

non-fandom interests include writing, reading, and anything and everything to do with music (i play drums & guitar and i'm also in a choir)

atheist but i like religion and visiting religious spaces

what else do i even say. uhhh my favourite colour is red

i also have a dog and 2 cats. and a brother but that's less important.

anyways yup that's me

#intro post #introduction #blog intro #pinned intro #introductory post

when one singular tag takes you from 169 fics to ONE.

#ao3 #fanfic

laterkiss

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

justsomepetermemes

We all have that one friend 🥀🥀

fromsaturnsmoons

tampoco experiencio 💔

unpeeled-human

nocturnal-necromancer

Hello?? Can anyone hear me???

inkanddragons

I simply have to know what goes through someone’s brain to get this response to the word customer

laciffo-natas

What the fuck????

fromsaturnsmoons

the faggot is always right

#tw f slur #I can say it dw

aroace-ryland-grace

Some of a random Eridian's favourite Grace noises

idrewagiraffe

the way hes just sleeping through this argument makes me laugh. most amount of rest hes ever gotten while in houses presence

hummingbirdsalt

Ok so at some point on Erid, Grace expresses interest in learning about their fauna, or if they have anything like pets. Rocky describes several, and eventually agrees to arrange an interaction with one type commonly kept as a pet. Grace doesn't want to observe from afar, and requests some kind of xenonite ball/suit situation. Rocky insists on supervising closely, not wanting his fragile alien friend to have his shit wrecked by an overexcited creature.

Things end up going smoothly, and the animal is pretty cute! It looks like nothing Grace has ever seen before, and he's well aware it could obliterate his bones if it suddenly charged at him. But it's quite small, and it makes adorable noises.

All this is my excuse for Rocky to have his first experience hearing the absurd baby talk so many of us do with animals lol.

Grace's voice pitches up and down wildly, cooing and spouting incoherent words. He strokes the barrier between him and the creature, petting it as best he can, and for whatever reason, finds it necessary to say, "Who's a good little domesticated animal?? Yeeesss, it's you!"

When he finally says something to Rocky in his normal voice, all Rocky can say is, "What the fuck was that, question??"

lamppost-ing

months of art block vs a couple rocks who will win

onedappercreature

Is Adrian!!!

all-pacas

whenever chase is being a weird slut in s7 i remember his "i'm planning on spending my life with cameron" and "i want to be stuck with her forever" NOT EVEN A YEAR EARLIER and i get so mad

frenchfriedgiraffe

no literally

edgebug

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

beescream

because grace learns eridian from rocky do you think he speaks to people on erid with his little piano/organ/instrument setup and theyre like lol wow. you've got a REALLY strong accent. and grace is like well im an alien, thats to be expected, right? and theyre like no that's not what we mean. it's just... you sound just like rocky :,) it's very cute actually

of course grace is delighted! but it'd be very funny if rocky had just. a massively specific regional accent. and now grace has it too. all the eridians from that area are like OMG THE ALIEN IS ONE OF US - we're adopting it. that's an honorary member of the clan. listen to it. it might as well have grown up here.

...actually i'm gonna do it. fuck it. rocky is space scottish. to me. he's mine now, i'm taking him out to look at the kelpies and the falkirk wheel and climb up ben ledi. he can go fishing in a loch. and now grace's eridian accent is their equivalent of scots. he says stuff to adrian's family (posh motherfuckers) and theyre like 'i think it's trying to communicate with us..?' meanwhile adrian, well used to rocky's accent by now, is like 'it's giving you a compliment. be nice to my spouse's alien, please.'

(adrian is like the dad who doesn't want a cat. theyre like this is my spouse rocky and rocky's... alien friend.. and then like two months later rocky comes in and adrian is letting grace sleep on top of them. he was cold, I couldn't just let him shiver, and rockys like no no beloved you're so right, and secretly rubbing his claws together like yesss just let it happen, grace will win all of erid over at this rate..)

vampirejuno

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

fromsaturnsmoons

can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first thing you meet after an 11 year coma and losing your memories is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with solid xeron and goes “hi let’s work together” and makes it possible to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you move to a different planet and eat yourself for the rest of your life. happened to my good friend ryland btw.