☆ cori ☆

20, she/they, dumb of ass, warm of heart

[mielnah-deactivated20220722]

my beautiful twin children mp3 and mp4

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[niceinchnails]

It was a clitorical question

[cheasewedge]

Bothersome creature

[cheasewedge]

MY FUCKING SOUP

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[therisingking]

daddy won’t lie to you kitten. what was once prophesied is beginning to come to pass

[mattymouse16]

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

[omtai]

the shit you do to make a dying phone work when you dont wanna buy a new phone is amazing. my phone no longer charges unless i plug and unplug the charger exactly ten times & then flip the charger around then it works. I dont want to say i have to fuck the port a little bit first but i have to fuck the port a little bit first

[fwizard]

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

[ashcremated]

shhhh theyre sleeby 🤏🤏

[newtype-lila]

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

[night-the-starfish]

Disable your ad blocker? For him?, gouache on paper.

[yrbeecharmer]

giving myself a merit badge that says SURVIVED MARCH

[yrbeecharmer]

oh fuck. I’m so sorry. listening and learning

[sealouree]

his true love, pizza

[o0kawaii0o]

I'll tell you a secret... my name 'Sam' is short for 'Samson'.

[sealouree]

soon to be employee of the month

[deviantplum]

In the interest of maintaining karmic balance, as the Catholics go into lent, I will be hitting full throttle on the hedonism. Gonna incorporate new and exciting vices for the next 40 days.