professional online cat

she/her, bi and demi, open to talk to interesting people :>

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[koraxmarinus]

the bird namers really knocked it out of the park with this one

[lleyksie]

brown bear, black bear

[galaxyangel31]

My new favorite pair in Bridgerton and their season is even out yet😭

[dailyclaudiajessie]

CLAUDIA JESSIE as ELOISE BRIDGERTON 4.04 – An Offer from a Gentleman

[thecollectibles]

Layered cliffs under clear sky by qing ying

[a-fire-of-ice]

thinking of you | franchaela

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Behold!

A Cursed Image!

(I had to see this with mine own eyes and I feel compelled to inflict it upon all of you)

[asteroidtroglodyte]

4 legs?????

[asteroidtroglodyte]

YOU WIN MOST CURSED TAGS THANK YOU

[asteroidtroglodyte]

THE SAGA FUCKING CONTINUES

[asteroidtroglodyte]

GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE POST

[asteroidtroglodyte]

WORSE IT GOT WORSE

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It is a very visibly double pregnant centaur standing between a vet’s office and a doctor’s office do try to keep up

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I like to imagine that a centaur tailor would have patterns ready for all the style of centaur pants:

Of course, as our lady is rocking the sundress look, I’m just going to assume she’s going au naturale on the front half. Gotta keep it aired out, you know? Keeps things smelling fresh.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Unfortunately, my Centaur Anatomical Charts do not cover the Reproductive System. Alas

[wizardofbones]

How is she wearing high heels? Hooves don't have heels!

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You are quite right!

She isn’t wearing heels!

Those are her hooves

Seriously. Zoom in.

[wizardofbones]

Strange

[asteroidtroglodyte]

No one ever knows what to say to that

[sapphireclawe]

So she grew cow hooves or a mix between horse and cow, and trained them to grow into that shape? That's like training your toenails into ballet pointe shoes.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Oh I’m sure she got them done somewhere

[thelonebookman]

I am depressed by the lack of reference in this curséd thread to John Varley's Gaia trilogy and his Titanides.

*sigh* It's like no one reads the classics anymore...

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Holy shit you were not kidding

[knittedintoacorner]

At least she's wearing horse panties on the horse half?? And from the human doctor's expression, it looks like he's at least one of the baby daddies.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Finally!

Someone looked at that Doctor’s expression!

Like. My guy is very happy to see her.

[bacony-cakes]

i'd recognize that face anywhere

[nosferattusx2-deactivated202502]

@misstextures i must show you this as an act of revenge

[misstextures]

I don't remember what I did for you to show this monstrosity upon me but I probably deserve it to be honest

[nosferattusx2-deactivated202502]

i still haven't recovered after the monsters inc

[azeofspades]

TF YOU MEAN THIS ISNT A 10K NOTE POST RB'D BY @hellsite-hall-of-fame?????

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[questcult]

[questcult]

As for clothing, anything that snaps or buckles is unlikely for anatomical reasons.

So they'd likely wear something similar to a loincloth up front with a caparison tossed over their back half.

Which is surprisingly close to what she's wearing in the actual image except she's decided to have her ass all out, likely as a kink thing.

[fenixfoxtrot510]

[theoneicelady]

Did they say motherfucking centaur parthenogenesis

[dalniente]

I think I found the source? No, it does not provide context (that I saw) (but I didn't look very hard).

[ttenaciousneatfinds]

Everyone has asked very good questions, but I can't help but wonder: Why is she matching a blue dress with a pink tail bow? And why isn't she tying it together with a matching hair accessory? Matching tail and hair accessories would be a lovely and very natural thing to do, to bring the outfit together, but she, despite being a clearly fashionable lady, has chosen not to do so. Is it simply that such matching is out of style, or does it have some meaning to it? Is the choice of pink tail accessory and blue dress symbolic of the gender of the child(children?) she's pregnant with? Going with the build-a-centaur idea, is the human half male and the horse part female? I can absolutely see that being the sort of fashion a proud fashionista horse mommy doing.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Absolutely Cogent Analysis

[thegreatamericangame]

Miaullyx + Bylkaff Reference Sheets 🐊🪽

[mobius-m-mobius]

#i miss this (insp)

[cupofteawd]

Helly R.

The severance is that tv show that hit my triggers perfectly, feeling just a screw in an office machine where I have no control, it was very easy for me to empathize with the main characters, and the final twist is probably one of the most amazing!

[t00thpasteface]

my young ward!

[thememedaddy]

[maym0rin]

might wanna pray for your life now...

[leiten7]

Being a fan of a side character in Ace Attorney is such a harrowing experience. You want them to come back in a new case but you already know Capcom took them out back and shot them and the next witness is going to be a drunk cowgirl named Sawda Merder followed by Wendy Oldbag on life support

[endlessmazin]

[juicywizards]

the real winner of the sexywoman contest is YURI!!!