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I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

broadwaytheanimatedseries

Hey op?

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fluidityandgiggles

And then you read the whole thing in his voice.

iguanamouth

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

daybreakboys-deactivated2024031

If I don’t always reblog this assume I am dead

blu3-skyy

SHES SO PROUD OF HER BBY

j0rrated

fellas? is it gay to call your homie honey by accident?

captainsblogsupplemental

cantabilechaos

frauchun-racun-deactivated20220

@glumshoe

glumshoe

Ode to Spot is a good poem and his friends should be ashamed at their bad taste.

Also, it never fails to amuse/vaguely annoy me that “sentience” is used to mean “sapience” in Star Trek, though I suppose that’s understandable in an interstellar, interspecies community.