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Thorn // McSleepy Bastard to some // Non binary // nervous as hell but in a party way // Tumblr Edition//  hi.

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Don't do this

[ab-arts]

Alright now I’m curious

[ab-arts]

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

[ab-arts]

Don't do this

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[noodlefiasco]

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[astraldrake]

Laughter on the riverbank

taken sometime after the defeat of the witness.

[interpolationz]

the wildlife photographer of the year peoples choice award is always fun

there's a stoat hiding in that last one

source - go check out the rest of the awards too, they're really incredible

[interpolationz]

some personal favorites from various categories

[bewbin]

PROUD TO ANNOUNCE that i will be doing my laundry today. Thank you for all those who helped me get to this point in life #stayhardunlessitsdownysoft

[bewbin]

beeen seeing alot of notes of people saying this inspired them to finally do their landry. i am filled with so much emotion that i might finally fold the landry i did a few days ago. maybe

[eiramew]

My hive page for @bioluminosity's incredible comic ( twitter | bsky ) Thank you for having me 💚

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[perianth-nixie]

Chill on the tree. At last, everyone left them alone because they could not find them. Only 14h on this pic...

[wirelessmousegirl]

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

[halondrus]

Scientists are saying playing video game with your friends will cure all ailments

[halondrus]

Scientists are saying talking about the video game with your friends and giggling and kicking your feet in bed about it will increase your lifespan

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

[luxiomahariel]

shoutout to fat nonbinary people

everyone say thank you to fat nonbinary people

[aric220]

[lisbonsteresa]

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

[nevercure]

Honey, put your glasses on

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

[jaybler]

Live action remake

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life