bag of weez

weed

[fractalist]

I’m going down to the nether you want anything?

[jadetuin]

pringles

[netheritenugget]

Hot cheetos

[funnytwittertweets]

[freckledsweetpea]

side-tummy sleeping with one leg curled up and the other straight out is top tier sleeping and you can't change my mind.

[veryfunnymemes]

[grimeclown]

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

[onceuponatimeinerebor]

this is the content I stick around for. you can't find shit like this on twitter.

[grox]

Ive never solved a rubicks cube its fine. Im fine. Im happy and I will live a long and peaceful and prosperous life.

[normal-horoscopes]

WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS

[my-darling-boy]

Starting some silly autistic comics because they vibe (his name is Apple Sauce)

[dogwoodbite]

THINGS I CAN DO

- enjoy words and images

- love friends

THINGS I CANNOT DO

- zoom call

- assignmence

[clairityintimesofcrisis]

The misspelling adds a special layer of depth

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[peachymachi]

[fartpenis]

[starlightomatic]

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Done

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

[the-aro-ace-arrow-ace]

[m96k]

Have u ever looked at someone and hope they stay in your life forever

[wilwheaton]

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[teenscoolest]

[erotski-deactivated20190316]

oh looks its i hate myself o’clock

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

me: my wife just gave birth someone from melbourne: I’m from melbourne

[bullysquadess]

*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*

[cacen]

[empress-runner]

i've seen this post a half a dozen times and every time it was replied to with a different picture of jessie and james

[cryhounds]

I yank my coochie hair out when I'm stressed out (like chacha trichotillomania) and I just yanked one out that's strawberry blonde and I am so shocked. Everybody else dark at but this bitch was thinking she the anime protag of my hahina

im obsessed with you