I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.
Like this, btw. ⬆️
@anarchafemme Congrats on being the funniest person on this post.
YOU ARE THE REASON
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.
Like this, btw. ⬆️
@anarchafemme Congrats on being the funniest person on this post.
call her ai the way she makes me generate slop
hello so called robot fucker. in front of you is a conventionally attractive ATM machine
am I late to this meme
i’m trying to spread her like a sheet .. hope i excel
how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other
underrated voicelines from Heavy imo
unironically i love this website and the people who post here because like 4% of them are even more pedantic and specialized in their knowledge bases than i am, and they are ALL HATERS. these are my people, sincerely. i support them uncritically even though all of us are REALLY annoying
if you just want your effete dilettante twink to have an emotionally distant servant who brings him tea after fucking him then the term you are looking for is VALET
if the setting is military and you want to really fuck with the A03 tags then the term is BATMAN
sorry can you repeat that, i got as far as "effete dilettante" and got so bricked up i was walking like a cowboy for 45 minutes
Shout out to the fucking thumbnail that I saw yesterday.
And THIS is why The Hello Kitty Fandom is dying, theres puriteens in our Adult Fandom Spaces trying to judge us fandom Olds for making content about a cat’s p*b*c hair. Don’t want to see it? Dont go on You Tube!
They’re inventing a new breed of dog called everything will be ok
he's biting me
boy if you play that leitmotif one more time
cheddar baby you always know just what to say
(video source)
It turns out that one post about pouring soda into a sickly bird's mouth is more correct than op meant it to be i guess
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born