♡NO♡

any pronouns, switch it up

[bippus]

lol your kinda cute Not to be too aggressive or anything but I’ll rend you limb from limb

[shinybrightthing-deactivated202]

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

[innumerable-voices]

1 in 5 people are probably plural

5 in 1 person is definitely plural

[innumerable-voices]

Top contender for my dumbest post ever

[castigatedcast]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[mjalti]

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

[boringkate]

Anything you do while wearing a sports bra is technically a sport. Scrolling through tumblr might not seem like a sport to you, but it is to your boobs! They're locked in! They're focused! They're competing! They're playing to win!

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[kayqqua]

the urge to delete everything and go live in a cave somewhere and die

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]

[willgrahamscock]

[hanniballecterscock]

things are getting… spicy in the spice section

[willgrahamscock]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“which self-help book would you rec—” girl read yaoi fanfiction on ao3 instead

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[theroundbartable]

The true spirit of writing isn't found in capitalism.

Literature is stored where the mind is free and uncensored. A place that no money can buy.

That place is ao3.

[shinybrightthing-deactivated202]

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

[evidently-endless]

the odyssey (2026)