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[decamarks]

(Takes your money nicely)

[pseudomantis]

When U listen 2 music

[feluka]

every time you go to school or work your pet has a dead wife montage about you

[anonymousalchemist]

happy birthday to all the queers I assume it just works like horse birthdays where they all turn a year older on Jan 1.

[mrsterlingeverything]

I dont believe in unreality everything is real

[3000s]

this kind of shit is always going on behind the scenes

[fighter-angel]

blood magic is probably the coolest type of magic because imagine starting a fight and the other girl just starts cutting herself

[psipudding]

its been 9 years and I'm still obsessed with this line read

[dragon-reblogs-and-rambles]

something about this made me scramble to make this edit

[charl0ttan]

smoking a kiss on the cheek

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[things-that-are-not-true]

your fish will DIE if it doesn't get a shot of modelo poured in its tank RIGHT NOW

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[lunarlagomorph]

lesbian (I'm assuming)

[noosferik]

I wish zeppelins were still a widely available means of transport, I'd love to travel the world on an amazing dirigible circuit

[jetix]

Ants pot by Bradley Macom, 2023

[feraligatr]

there’s at least one mean bone in my body

[kristina100000]

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