[turns-out-its-adhd]

[weaver-z]

Guys it's kind of classless to be celebrating the fall of the Eye of Sauron like this :/ he's the only ruler most of Mordor has EVER known and was a cultural institution there for years :/ you can't blame him for all of the actions of Morgoth :/

[serafino-finasero]

Miffy and Mondrian, from the book Nijntje in het Museum (Miffy at the Museum), 1997 | illustration Dick Bruna (Dutch, 1927–2017)

[deanmoth]

I didn’t become a vampire to end up a pen-pushing bureaucrat.

[brown-forking-weed]

when the barber asks me for a picture of what i want

[crazy-brazilian]

[midiport]

Ough ur so pretty 🤔 wyd on tumblr

[1ovestruck]

[jessequicksters]

obsessed with this tweet

[boethiah]

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

[verdantry]

You are small potatoes to me. And brother I’m about to start mashing

[hustlerose]

if i didnt get little treats sometimes. well i would fucking die i think

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[mortimermcmirestinks]

it’s me.

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It’s that time of year again!

[bisexualbaker]

You know what, I think I need a shirt with that word on it. I should do something about that.

[ofalltheginjoints]

i love you ciabatta i love you brioche i love you focaccia i love you challah i love you sourdough i love you rye i love you multigrain i love you bagel i love you pita i love you pretzel bun i love you baguette i love you english muffin i love you naan

[hooved]

me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich

[redshifting]

[anxietyproblem]

[ryan-sometimes]

Truthfully my ideal date is one where we sleep together. By that I don't mean fuck, I mean we just lay in bed, crank the AC up, get really cozy, and just have a great night's sleep

[ryan-sometimes]

God just imagine having a glass of wine and taking 2 melatonin and getting a full night's sleep with someone. That's peak intimacy for me