I'M BACK BITCHES

IF I DON'T GO TO HELL I MIGHT JUST GO TO HEAVEN

[fruity-pete-blog]

I'll take a wild guess: they're not gay

[cryptidz]

i made my dad dress up as a ghost for my art project

[dont delete my caption]

[rupertgayes]

why would anyone want to delete that caption it’s fucking gold

[beyoncebeytwice]

[memehumor]

Damn hackers

[ghostslostinwhatever]

They’re all of pigeons

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[cagaderamental]

[30minutememes]

[homecoming]

green day – jesus of suburbia. 

[kittykat8311]

what situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you

[cullenski]

Being a fish

[kittykat8311]

Well, shit

[officialinternet]

[nintendomii]

can we stop putting tacky graphics on literally everything? ill be in forever 21 and find a shirt that looks like something id really want and then ill unfold it and itll say some shit like “slap my ass i love to drink coffee and radiate good vibes” and i just wanna know what i did to deserve this and who the fuck asked for that?

[psy-faerie]

DEAD

[jenroses]

Welp, the AI is managing to roughly imitate the writing chops of a fairly talented nine year old. Good job. 

[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[nasty-twerp]

that was a religious experience

[mightyfemme]

me

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

[hoediac]

His little ears flopping in he wind

[cuttleskulls]

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

[catastrofe]

enters the pope

[iwilleatyourenglish]

some of guillermo del toro’s retweets are

[apocalypsedreams-deact]

[writing-prompt-s]

In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.

[luxtenebre]

This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story

[silver-tongues-blog]

Gordon ramsay, knowing this is not a high end resturaunt and you cannot afford to buy high end steaks, and that you do not claim to be a professional chef, appreciates the gesture and even gives some pointers on how one can cook on a budget and you all have a great time.