WELCOME TO THE SOUP KITCHEN. Home brewed debauchery straight from the forges of cringe. This is a sex world blog full of sex world things, so if you're a minor you probably shouldn't follow.
I would rather interact with people who create than criticise what should and shouldn't exist, thank you.
❤️💚💙ABOUT💙💚❤️
Pear, 30+, Objectum/Selfshipper,
Genderfluid, Demisexual/Polyamorus
Disabled as hell, sometimes an artist, mostly a writer these days.
Working on a book, & it'll come out slowly: Root of Theseus and the fic I'm actually writing on; Sandstorms & Stardust, a Stardust Crusaders rewrite
It might be a good idea to peek at the Sasha's Surreal Ordeals masterlist to understand my ramblings even a little bit.
Don't be afraid to ask me to tag stuff, I want you guys to feel safe and welcome here! Tag directory here!
❤️💚💙 THE HUSBANDS💙💚❤️
My f/o husbands are Kujo Jotaro from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, P03 from Inscryption and Itou Kaiji from Kaiji Ultimate Survivor. I talk about them a lot, they want to fuck me so bad it makes them look stupid, and I share because I care!! (I respect nonsharers btw)
I'm also in a committed relationship irl! Yes, my partner knows of this blog. Yes, they think I'm an edgelord, and they don't care! They wouldn't have married me otherwise! (They/them is used to anonymize my partner and is not their actual pronouns.)
❤️💚💙 MISCELLANEOUS💙💚❤️
This post subject to change often. Last edited: MAY 07 2026
Don't look through my blog unless you're ready to get comfortable with a lot of kinky shit. This is your final warning, topics & fandoms under the cut.
❤️💚💙 THE BASICS💙💚❤️
This blog is kink, paraphilia, bdsm, and dark content friendly. Viewer discretion is advised, motherfucker. Don't say you weren't warned! Look I don't care about fan politics, I just want to have fun and be myself after not allowing myself to for decades. But if you really must know I'm pro-paraphilias but anti-contact for harmful ones, pro kink/freak, & anti-harrassment/censorship.
❤️💚💙 I WILL NOT INTERACT WITH YOU💙💚❤️
Minors, ageless blogs (if you say you're an adult or 20+ in your bio this is fine), radqueers/xenosatanists/pro-contact paraphilias, and antis/puritans/pro censorship folks will get blocked instantly.
Also bigots (including TERFS/SWERFS, aphobes, transandrophobes, exorsexists, and ableists) will be blocked so fast. I'm not even kidding.
I know this sounds like a lot of chronically online nonsense, but if I had to look this shit up you do too.
I personally don't find liking and reblogging posts as part of a DNI unless the post specifically says to not interact, but if you do, more power to you. I can't check every blog for their ages and DNI's all the time.
My stances on certain topics:
Proship means ship and let ship, anti-censorship/anti-harrassment, fiction does not efffect reality on a 1:1 basis, and my kink is not your kink and that's okay. It does NOT mean problematic ship, it does NOT condone nonces or predators.
Com/darkship simply explores dark and taboo topics in fictional settings, which do not condone these acts in the grand scheme of things.
Paraphilias are sexual attractions towards things that are considered atypical, because the human brain, along with sex and sexuality are complicated. It is only a paraphilic disorder if it impairs your quality of life, or you feel as if you have to enact on said attractions. Thoughs do not equal actions, and a person is only a predator if real people are harmed or if real people are depicted without consent, regardless on if they are adults now.
Babies, infants, and children cannot consent, ever. Teenagers will and do have sex whether you like it or not, and the age of consent only applies if you are close in age (max 3 years) to the minor. Personally speaking, I feel like the age of consent should be higher.
If you disagree, I don't give a fuck. I implore any adult to read up on the wisdom of repugnance and examine your responses to dark topics. Silence breeds power to opressors, especially as they've been mask off in recent years. So tell your story, even if it hurts, even if it's flawed.
❤️💚💙 TOPICS 💙💚❤️
Kink list here (including hard nos - but this does not mean I'll kinkshame you for having them! Also, I don't agree with the fact that f-list uses intersexist language, but it is the most comprehensive website to archive this information, unfortunately.)
Discourse topics: Fandom wank, LGBTQIA+ rights (including enbys and asexuals), disabled rights, anti-censorship, & sex education (including BDSM education, sexual abuse, and sex work)
Other: Memes, music, writing, drawing, AO3, fandom history, old internet, LGBTQIA+ history, art history, f/o posting, other languages/foreign literature, historical events, medical stuff, & good vibes
❤️💚💙 FANDOMS & BLORBOS💙💚❤️
Aka little guys that might pop up every once in a while.
Key: RED - Active // BLUE - Passive // GREEN - Fluctuates // YELLOW - Secret fourth thing // PURPLE - Selfship
My 1000 OC's: Me
Sebastian, M. Rasmodius, Gunther & Krobus: Stardew Valley
The Son: Hotline Miami 2
P03 (Partner): Inscryption
Miles Edgeworth (complicated): Ace Attorney
Jotaro Kujo/Star Platinum (Husband), Noriyaki Kakyoin/Hierophant Green (Boyfriend), Rohan Kishibe/Heaven's Door (also Boyfriend): Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Shigeo Kageyama (Mob) Mob Psycho 100
Dagoth Ur & Master Neloth: The Elder Scrolls
Rando & Brad: Lisa the Painful
Beltboy & Lanks: Lisa the Hopeful
Thrax: Osmosis Jones
Nosramus & Enki Ankiran: Fear & Hunger
Cyrus, Scarfshipping: Pokémon Diamond, Pearl, & Platinum
i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary
