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WELCOME TO THE SOUP KITCHEN. Home brewed debauchery straight from the forges of cringe. This is a sex world blog full of sex world things, so if you're a minor you probably shouldn't follow.
I would rather interact with people who create than criticise what should and shouldn't exist, thank you. All writing, art, and coding is done by my inhuman manic hands. No AI was used in the production of this madness.
❤️💚💙ABOUT💙💚❤️
Pear/Fish/Soup, 30+, Objectum/Selfshipper,
Genderfluid, Demisexual/Polyamorus
Disabled as hell, sometimes an artist, mostly a writer these days.
Working on a book, & it'll come out slowly: Root of Theseus and the fic I'm actually writing on; Sandstorms & Stardust, a Stardust Crusaders rewrite
It might be a good idea to peek at the Sasha's Surreal Ordeals masterlist to understand my ramblings even a little bit.
Don't be afraid to ask me to tag stuff, I want you guys to feel safe and welcome here! Tag directory here!
❤️💚💙 THE HUSBANDS💙💚❤️
My f/o husbands are Kujo Jotaro from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, P03 from Inscryption and Itou Kaiji from Kaiji Ultimate Survivor. Noriaki Kakyoin, Kishibe Rohan, and Miles Edgeworth are also selfship, but they're a bit more complicated lmao. I talk about them a lot, they want to fuck me so bad it makes them look stupid, and I share because I care!! (I respect nonsharers btw)
I'm also in a committed relationship irl! Yes, my partner knows of this blog. Yes, they think I'm an edgelord, and they don't care! They wouldn't have married me otherwise! (They/them is used to anonymize my partner and is not their actual pronouns.)
❤️💚💙 MISCELLANEOUS💙💚❤️
This post subject to change often. Last edited: MAY 07 2026
Don't look through my blog unless you're ready to get comfortable with a lot of kinky shit. This is your final warning, topics & fandoms under the cut.
❤️💚💙 THE BASICS💙💚❤️
This blog is kink, paraphilia, bdsm, and dark content friendly. Viewer discretion is advised, motherfucker. Don't say you weren't warned! Look I don't care about fan politics, I just want to have fun and be myself after not allowing myself to for decades. But if you really must know I'm pro-paraphilias but anti-contact for harmful ones, pro kink/freak, & anti-harrassment/censorship.
❤️💚💙 I WILL NOT INTERACT WITH YOU💙💚❤️
Minors, ageless blogs (if you say you're an adult or 20+ in your bio this is fine), radqueers/xenosatanists/pro-contact paraphilias, and antis/puritans/pro censorship folks will get blocked instantly.
Also bigots (including TERFS/SWERFS, aphobes, transandrophobes, exorsexists, and ableists) will be blocked so fast. I'm not even kidding.
I know this sounds like a lot of chronically online nonsense, but if I had to look this shit up you do too.
I personally don't find liking and reblogging posts as part of a DNI unless the post specifically says to not interact, but if you do, more power to you. I can't check every blog for their ages and DNI's all the time.
My stances on certain topics:
Proship means ship and let ship, anti-censorship/anti-harrassment, fiction does not efffect reality on a 1:1 basis, and my kink is not your kink and that's okay. It does NOT mean problematic ship, it does NOT condone nonces or predators.
Com/darkship simply explores dark and taboo topics in fictional settings, which do not condone these acts in the grand scheme of things.
Paraphilias are sexual attractions towards things that are considered atypical, because the human brain, along with sex and sexuality are complicated. It is only a paraphilic disorder if it impairs your quality of life, or you feel as if you have to enact on said attractions. Thoughs do not equal actions, and a person is only a predator if real people are harmed or if real people are depicted without consent, regardless on if they are adults now.
Babies, infants, and children cannot consent, ever. Teenagers will and do have sex whether you like it or not, and the age of consent only applies if you are close in age (max 3 years) to the minor. Personally speaking, I feel like the age of consent should be higher.
If you disagree, I don't give a fuck. I implore any adult to read up on the wisdom of repugnance and examine your responses to dark topics. Silence breeds power to opressors, especially as they've been mask off in recent years. So tell your story, even if it hurts, even if it's flawed.
❤️💚💙 TOPICS 💙💚❤️
Kink list here (including hard nos - but this does not mean I'll kinkshame you for having them! Also, I don't agree with the fact that f-list uses intersexist language, but it is the most comprehensive website to archive this information, unfortunately.)
Discourse topics: Fandom wank, LGBTQIA+ rights (including enbys and asexuals), disabled rights, anti-censorship, & sex education (including BDSM education, sexual abuse, and sex work)
Other: Memes, music, writing, drawing, AO3, fandom history, old internet, LGBTQIA+ history, art history, f/o posting, other languages/foreign literature, historical events, medical stuff, & good vibes
❤️💚💙 FANDOMS & BLORBOS💙💚❤️
Aka little guys that might pop up every once in a while.
Key: RED - Active // BLUE - Passive // GREEN - Fluctuates // YELLOW - Secret fourth thing // PURPLE - Selfship
My 1000 OC's: Me
Sebastian, M. Rasmodius, Gunther & Krobus: Stardew Valley
The Son: Hotline Miami 2
P03 (Partner): Inscryption
Miles Edgeworth (complicated): Ace Attorney
Jotaro Kujo/Star Platinum (Husband), Noriyaki Kakyoin/Hierophant Green (Boyfriend), Rohan Kishibe/Heaven's Door (also Boyfriend): Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Shigeo Kageyama (Mob) Mob Psycho 100
Dagoth Ur & Master Neloth: The Elder Scrolls
Rando & Brad: Lisa the Painful
Beltboy & Lanks: Lisa the Hopeful
Thrax: Osmosis Jones
Nosramus & Enki Ankiran: Fear & Hunger
Cyrus, Scarfshipping: Pokémon Diamond, Pearl, & Platinum
anger issues as a trauma response is something i don't see a lot of people talking about, probably because it's an "unpalatable" or "uncomfortable" form of struggling. like yeah, my older sister consistently denied me any real identity or freedom of my own for the first decade of my life. based on the shit people say online, you'd think my trauma response would be to become as small and unobtrusive as possible. WRONG! i just got angry as fuck. i made myself bigger, more threatening, louder. harder to ignore. when i don't want to do something someone else does, i genuinely struggle not to just go "no, i don't wanna do that. we're not doing that.", because for so long, i had to go "okay, i guess we can do this if you want..." even when i didn't. the point is that my opinion never mattered, so i made it impossible to dismiss. and in the process became an angry, bitter, argumentative individual. and that's something i'm working on.
the point is, our brains are different, and respond differently to similar traumas. but shout out to all my fellow people who developed anger issues in response to trauma.
When people get mad when a piece of historical fiction includes all the nasty things their favorite historical civilization did.
Sorry you didn't know the Vikings did human sacrifices, were actually sexist (the shield maidens everyone loves to praise were often discriminated against by their own people, and a woman wearing pants was considered grounds for divorce), or that they enslaved and raped a ton of people.
Sorry you keep forgetting about all the people the Romans enslaved, the horrible crap their politicians were doing, or the extreme patriarchy that made it so you not only had no choice who you married, but your parents or inlaws could force you to get a divorce and remarry any time they like.
Sorry you thought the records about the terrible things the Aztec Empire did were "Spanish propaganda" when in reality there're tons of records written BY THEM and the ethnic groups they were oppressing detailing their human sacrifices, and plenty of evidence that most of the sacrificed people DID NOT see it as an honor.
Sorry you thought all the Native American tribes were a bunch of peaceful hippies who just surfed and canoed all day and NEVER fought over ANYTHING.
Sorry you didn't realize the crusades started because the Ottoman Empire was attacking and enslaving everyone else, which led to Europe mistakenly thinking ALL Muslims were doing that.
Sorry you didn't know Richard the Lionhearted bankrupted England twice yo fund the crusades, causing historians to debate if he cared about England at all, and had a bunch of prisoners slaughtered in an act that was considered stupidly evil DURING HIS OWN TIME.
Stop expecting people in the past to have your morals!
Routine maintenance can be pretty, self indulgent sometimes
This took so long and has no shading but I didn't wanna hold myself hostage to perfection. Hope y'all like it since y'all liked my previous horny robot art so much!!
A lot of peter sotos' work is on annas archive but some books are missing and super rare, any idea where i can find some of those others?
Great question. To make things easier, I've compiled all his works here:
⚠ The Complete Works of Peter Sotos ⚠
This collection includes:
19 full-length books by Sotos
Omnibus collections containing multiple books published together
Duplicate files for individual books (in a separate folder)
5 books which Sotos contributed to, alongside other authors
20+ miscellaneous articles, interviews, reviews etc. related to Sotos
An updated .pdf of the unpublished manuscript for Playground Sex
An ultra-rare bilingual zine about Sotos (only 100 copies): Timeless (Peter Sotos Special). Features rare interviews, original artwork, short works by Sotos, collaborations with him, essays, and reviews
(Note: Okay, so this collection actually isn't 100% complete. It doesn't contain Lionel Maunz Peter Sotos, but I'm working on that)
Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid
And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!
