[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[moggettt]

wolfin out

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[seven-winged-liar]

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[dogpuppy]

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

The time will pass anyway

[theatsthetic]

female-presenting vitruvian

[theatsthetic]

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

[a-book-of-creatures]

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

[bugsnax]

the neopets subreddit is actually really good sometimes

[sacred-portal]

[flipchild]

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

[flipchild]

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

[flipchild]

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

[bowelfly]

harvest season

[bowelfly]

Brother Herbert CAN handle a scythe surprisingly well but sometimes the inertia gets away from him and then it becomes a problem for everyone

[bowelfly]

i GIVE and i GIVE

[drizzledrawings]

☆tiger☆

[inkandguns]

[hunter-rodrigez]

- "Soccer Mom Sangria" at $10 a jar - "Divorce Rosé" at $12 a jar - A signature blend titled "REFEREE TEARS" at $15 - A free pour for any mom whose daughter was benched

Bluetooth speaker playing the Real Housewives of Orange County theme song on loop.

"Mommy why does Brielle's mom have a wine bar at the field."

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

[achesspiece]

is that simple task bothering you queen

[linguisticparadox]