im not sorry

[fruj]

guess whos preggy preg

it’s me

im preggy preg

[in-love-with-movies]

Splice (Canada - France - USA, 2009)

[fruj]

hey 

fuck you and thanks for asking

[fruj]

im sorry

you fucked up, im not sorry at all

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[ejacutastic]

drove past a hotel and they had a pretty big digital message board and I glanced over and almost had a fucking stroke while driving because it was just playing this gif

[ejacutastic]

I’M GOING TO LOSE IT IT WASN’T FOR MOTHER’S DAY THEY JUST HAVE THE FUCKING DANCING BABY 24/7

[khanooqa]

WE WENT??? ITS THERE???

[fruj]

“why are you so fucking weird”

[fruitsoftheape100]

sorry to trouble you but i am feeling a cavalcade of emotions right now and I would really appreciate some wise words from my main monkey

Pint Of Cute Ale Good For Your Health

[zevranscheekbones]

[fruj]

welcome to my facebook news feed also i am a comedic genius

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

[doggosbork]

me, with Spotify premium:

[donnasweettttttttt]

if you don’t currently have any weed, you’re so fucking brave, hang in there, i’ve been where you are and i promise it gets better, you’ll have weed again soon, i’m blessing you all with that energy

[thatoneshadyshop]

One can’t decide whether to join the Bard’s College or the Thieves Guild.

One will just have to weigh the prose and the cons.

[racist-sundown-site-deactivated]

*loads crossbow*

[sandandglass]

[thedarkperidot]

The beauty of Ravens Credits: Ravenmaster/ColleenGara

[townleys]

Faces of Fabletown.

[iantojack]

im losing it

[hearthkeeperr]

cinematic parallels