T H E S P I A N

  twenty-eight, actorwhen i say "i don't like drama" what i really mean is "i don't want to have my own drama." your drama on the other hand... + var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5533176"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

[fttristan-blog]

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[memestockpile]

different ways to say ‘i love you’. 

‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’

‘let’s get you back to bed.’

‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’

‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’

‘i drew up a bath for you.’

‘you need rest.’

‘you ought to be asleep.’

‘i bought two.’

‘here. you can have the rest.’

‘i thought of you when i saw this.’

‘i like your smile.’

‘you have a cute laugh.’

‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’

‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’

‘be careful.’

‘look both ways.’

‘you mean so much to me.’

‘i can’t lose you.’

‘i thought i might have lost you.’

‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’

‘it looks good on you.’

‘i’ll make you soup.’

‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’

‘are you okay in there?’

‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’

‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’

‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’

‘i’m worried about you.’

‘what do you want to watch?’

‘where would you like to go for dinner?’

‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’

‘we’ll figure it out.’

‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’

‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’

‘you’re important to me.’

‘this is your favorite song, right?’

‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’

‘good luck!’

‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’

‘don’t say that about yourself.’

‘want to come with?’

“wow! you look really nice.’

‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’

‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’

‘you can have half.’

‘come here. let me fix it.’

‘your tie is crooked.’

‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’

‘i’m not going to hurt you.’

‘can i touch you?’

‘can i kiss you?’

‘can i hug you?’

‘promise.’

‘would i ever lie to you?’

‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’

‘hey, good-looking.’

‘of course i care. you’re my family.’

‘one more chapter.’

‘i love you.’

[fttristan-blog]

[MSG:] I’M WEARING A FLAG.

[MSG:] I’M WEARING A FLAG.

tristan → shantel: THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE HEARD ALL DAY OMGtristan → shantel: pics or it didn’t happen tho

text message starters, part 1/?

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#

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

asshole 

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

the default one, but his phone’s always on vibrate!!!! but to be fair, tristan doesn’t use specific ringtones for anyone

- my muse’s last text to your muse

trsitan → teddy: choke

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses

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cell phone headcanons

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                              - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                              - my muse’s last text to your muse

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text message starters, part 1/?

[MSG]: If you come home and see an ambulance outside, don’t worry. I’ve got it all under control.

[MSG:] One time I thought I was heterosexual.

[MSG:] I’M WEARING A FLAG.

[MSG:] Just get in the fucking blanket fort.

[MSG:] I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I pass out for 3 days.

[MSG:] I am going places. Maybe not college, but places…

[MSG:] I don’t think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.

[MSG:] THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESN’T EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.

[MSG:] We’re making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?

[MSG:] Can you pick me up? The threeway turned into a twoway while I sit here alone in the corner…

[MSG:] Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.

[MSG:] You know, my friends think I make these stories up…

[MSG:] I’m bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We’re plotting your demise.

[MSG:] My cute new neighbor has a cast on his leg. How sad is it that my first thought was, “Hey! This one can’t run away!”.

[MSG:] OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still…

[MSG:] I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.

[MSG:] I just walked into the room at this party and someone shouted “dibs!”

[MSG:] He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.

[MSG:] Uh, I almost got the bride to go down on me. I’m the smoothest maid of honor ever.

[MSG:] Somehow a ride to Walgreens turned into a threesome.

[MSG:] Yeah, don’t like to call her my roommate. Too cordial. I prefer to call her “the whore that was assigned to live with me.”

[MSG:] Why does every bad decision I make end up with at least 100 likes on YouTube?

[MSG:] I feel like I don’t show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time.

[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!

[MSG:] He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?

[MSG:] STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE.

[MSG:] There were containers of weed in the piñata.

[MSG:] So far today I’ve had six shots of tequila, one joint, I’ve hit three parties, made out with two people and been chased by security. It is spring break.

[MSG:] OMG SOMEONE JUST CRASHED THIS LECTURE SCREAMING “TROOOOOLLLL IN THE DUNGEONS!!!” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HELP

[MSG:] I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon.

[MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else. At least, I hope so…

[MSG:] My gaydar is infallible. Trust me.

[MSG:] I’m actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We’re just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators.

[MSG:] See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.

[MSG:] Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?

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“Mhmm…” Katherine did her best to make the sound seem like a promise, but the truth was that the man she was turning away from had been annoying her all night when all she’d wanted was to forget the day in the bar closest to her apartment without incident. Instead, she was forced to turn her attention to her right. She pasted on a pained smile before leaning over so she could lower her voice.

“Look, I need a favor,” Katherine breathed, praying that her cover would be kept so that she didn’t need to mace someone before the night ended. “If you can play along long enough for…,” She tipped her head over her shoulder towards her drunkenly insistent suitor, “Him to disappear because we’re a thing.” Her head tilted further, assuming that even that act would sell her lie. “I’ll buy all your drinks for the rest of the night.”

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tristan was so busy talking up the guy at his side that he hadn’t even noticed that katherine was sitting down at the bar beside him as well. however, as soon as he heard her voice, he turned towards her, and had to use all his willpower not to glare at the man bothering her, as it would have most likely blown their cover. forcing a grin onto his face, he wrapped an arm against the brunette’s shoulders, and leaned over to press a loud kiss against her cheek. there was no doubt in his mind that he’d just ruined his chances with the guy on his other side, but in his opinion, it was well worth it if it helped his friend out of a bad situation. “sorry, babe. got a bit distracted there. so, you were gonna tell me about your day?”

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hcnei:

“that’s okay, one day i’ll be able to see all these weird things you do, on the big screen,” she waggled her brows, ever supportive. “okay – so, i do know you’re going to die from being a smart ass, and you know i don’t know why the sky is blue because i flunked out of every science class i’ve ever taken.”

“that’s the dream,” tristan laughed, starting to shuffle the cards. “hey, i wasn’t being a smart ass! haven’t you considered that i might be like, for real curious about this stuff? i just want to make sure i’m asking the right question and not one that’ll get me an answer like... i don’t know, ‘beware of pigeons’! because, i don’t know if you’ve noticed, but pigeons are everywhere. and okay, maybe i am aware of the fact that you have no clue why the sky is blue. but hey, it’s not like i know, so you know i’m not judging.”

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jvssicas:

            ‘ i appreciate that , tristan i really do . besides myself , you’re the only one that kansas GENUINELY likes . she’s still learning , i’m debating on having another child just so she can understand that being an only child isn’t all what it’s cracked up to be … ‘ ( okay , jessica , off on a tangent . AGAIN . ) ‘ anyway , you know i would pay you more than you need . ‘

"that’s quite a bit of an ego pleaser. children can be quite difficult, so it’s nice when one of them doesn’t hate you. oh my, kansas with a sibling, that’s a picture. i’m sure she’d adapt though; she’s smart. honestly, i love having a sibling, so you know,” tristan shrugged with a smile. “oh, i definitely know that. i most definitely don’t feel like a fourteen year old getting his first job; this is serious babysitting.”

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rhivnncn:

rhiannon chuckled, shaking her head at his retort. “i guess that’s acceptable since everyone else seems to be in the spirit. maybe i’m just spending my holidays the wrong way or my family is boring because i can’t remember the last time i had fun on christmas -… or the entirety of december. give me some tips since you seem to be a professional,” she suggested. “well, the past few have been a lot crappier than most but we can save that depressing conversation for another time. preferably with alcohol - eggnog, if you wanted to be festive.” she laughed, her brows raising in amusement. “maybe i’m not a complete lost cause. i can change.”  

"first tip: sugar. december and christmas are all about the food for me, and there’s nothing better than sugary food. second tip: get amazed by the lights everywhere. appreciate how beautiful everything is. third tip: get people gifts. seeing them light up when they get them is the best feeling in the world. fourth tip: alcohol. fifth? don’t be a grinch,” tristan stated with a shrug, a smile still present on his face. “eggnog and a depressive conversation sounds just like my kind of thursday night, so whenever you’re down for that, let me know. and of course you’re not a lost cause! if you were, you’d be on scrooge’s side.” 

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castillvs:

“oh my god,” griffin groaned with an instinctive roll of his eyes, “dude that was awful? if you’re really waiting for me to hit on you, you’ve gotta give me something to work with here.” 

laughing lightly, tristan shrugged. “listen... i might or might not be hungover, so you’ll have to forgive the bad pick-up lines. and the bags under my eyes. and the mess at my apartment.” he winked before laughing, more loudly and clearly that time. “alright, alright, i’m gonna stop now. this is definitely not my day.”

[princesconsuela]

[blicg]

@fttristan

The actress rushed over to the aspiring actor’s apartment. He had just called her to update her on an audition he had went to earlier. She prayed that he got the part, it was going to be his first big movie role and he worked so hard that him getting it would be well deserved. “Did you get the part?” She asked, excitedly as soon as he opened the door.

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tristan’s smile was a bit defeated as he opened the door to find lake on the other side. his audition hadn’t gone as planned, and he knew she’d be disappointed. not in him, of course, but he still didn’t like making her feel that way. looking down at the floor and chuckling slightly, he answered: “nah. they did offer me a smaller part, though. some jerk who the main character breaks up with at the beginning of the movie. better than nothing, though, right?”

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emberzhu:

“I do love a good Christmas movie!” Ember said bouncing up and down on the balls of her feet hitting the lift button again hearing the ding that meant it was heading down. “Eureka!”

"of course you do. i wouldn’t be your friend if you were a grinch,” tristan stated with a raised eyebrow. “my place or yours? yours is bigger, but i got a free bottle of fancy wine last night, and it’s at my place.”

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julietgrayson:

“BABY!” The brunette cooed before practically throwing herself into her husband’s arms, squeezing him tight and pressing a wet KISS upon his temple, “Well my night just got a whole lot BETTER now that you’re here. You’re in luck because one of my clients, aka boyfriends gave me his credit card and insisted that I treat me and my friends tonight. I think husband falls into that category, don’t you think?nSo who are we trying to forget tonight?”

"honey!” the man exclaimed, chuckling as he squeezed juliet back and kissed her cheek in return. “your night got better? here i was, thinking this would be a pretty average soirée, but there you are! credit card, huh? he’s really trying to get on your good side.” tristan laughed, wrapping his arm around the brunette’s shoulders and bringing her closer to himself. “husband definitely falls into that category, my dear wife. and we both know who i’m trying to forget. how about you? you’ve got anyone you wanna wash away with some alcohol?”

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         DOE LIKE HUES floated across bright pages, forehead creasing and buttoned nose scrunching up as a result of her deep concentration. the tale the brunette was currently immersed in wasn’t all that complicated – she’d actually found it in the children’s book aisle. no matter how dumb it seemed though, winnie just couldn’t seem to put the book down… that was until the other’s shoes appeared in her line of sight anyway. setting the object down and using her pointer finger to push crooked glasses upwards ( they always seemed to find a way to end up nearly falling off her face ) sparkling gaze now met the person’s own. “ oh ! sorry… am i in your way ? ” she exclaimed and immediately sprung up from the floor with the borrowed book now tightly pressed against her chest, the pale skin of the apple’s of her cheeks starting to warm up. 

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tristan couldn’t help but roll his eyes affectionately as he saw what his sister was reading. walking over to her, he stood in front of her until she realized he was there. luckily for him, that took almost no time, and he chuckled at the brunette’s words. “no,” he stated with emphasis, “i was just looking for you, actually. i have an audition later this week and the character’s a bit... um, interesting? he likes tarot cards and reading palm lines and good vibes and stuff like that, so i thought maybe you could help me with that.”

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emberzhu:

“What could HR possibly do? His daddy owns the paper remember?” Ember said scoffing under breath before turning to look at him with a small pout. “Will you come over to mine and cuddle on the couch with me watching a small Netflix marathon, please? I promise we won’t watch The Notebook again.”

"shit, i forgot that. well, if they were decent people in any way they’d do something about it, but i guess money does speak pretty loudly, so... shit,” tristan muttered the last word, his fists still clenched within his pockets. he was still quite angry, but after hearing the brunette’s words, he relaxed a little and let out a deep sigh. “yeah, that sounds good to me. ooh, how about we watch a christmas movie? it’s that time of year, after all.”