[alex turner voice] I feel like the squeakquel

any pronouns // we will not end the nightmare. we’ll only explain it.

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[ale-tie]

Half-dead, half-machine, all rage

[xanaxfarts]

[3000s]

when i go somewhere on friday people are always like "have a nice weekend" but i work weekends and this is my sunday

sorry i cant get the hi off of my skeleton right now

[magiconic]

Don't worry I covered up the "HI" so no one can read it

[3000s]

thank you, much better

[huanggugugu]

ok

Reference (source unknown):

[hotgirlmeg]

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[bisexualbaker]

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

?

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[sea--burn]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[sloppystyle]

[glacier--freeze]

[transcript:

Okay, guys, I think I have a new one: tell me about a time that you or somebody you know- like you know this story personally- tell me about a time that you or somebody you know, either separately or together or neither of you, were actually involved or not- like think- and it could be an instance too. So tell me about a time- time or an instance or even a place that you and this person that you know- you know this person, so this isn’t a random person- tell me about a time or- or a place or an instance that you or this person, either separately or together (could be either one, maybe none of you, honestly) were involved in this, but- or- or not involved like- but tell me about a time that you or this other person or none of you or all of you- or an instance or a place or a thing- could be a thing too- tell me about a time that you- [laughs]

End transcript.]

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

[sepdet]

LOL. I think they tried to fix it.

Nice try. Still no.

[noirnil]

demon

[mochipuchi]

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

[mochipuchi]

what the fuck

[0x4468c7a6a728]

you can't boil me it's july 17th

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[darkspaceboytoy]

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world

[bulliness]