[blog-493629846]

pussy got me beeping and honking

[candyredterezii]

[arktham]

The Emperor’s New Groove 2000, dir. Mark Dindal

[aliciavikander]

The Mitchells vs the Machines (2021) dir. by Michael Rianda & Jeff Rowe

[popepauljohn]

[jodiefoster]

anybody else here not good at anything

[bob-belcher]

[fufufeedee]

If you try to bring up my old ass Bible name ur gettin blocked

[little-klng]

guess you could say yo

ouyre doi

ur doin g tra

trans acti

[brittlebonedmethhead]

[rylandgraces]

SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD 2010, dir. Edgar Wright

[lesbian-toddhoward]

maam im sorry but... your son was in tomato town and... all we found were his dogtags.

[thebootydiaries]

[thebootydiaries]

history repeats itself

[unpatchedglitch]

dying from easily treatable diseases to own the libs lol

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

she was also anti-vax and it was the flu and meningitis that killed her (both completely routine to vaccinate for, esp in your early 20s) so here’s ur reminder to go get vaccinated and not listen to ppl who tell you otherwise!

[clintwaffle]

[quasi-normalcy]

[slackertherubycat]

The brunette heroines 🖤

[burgrs]

took my cat to the vet the other day and the vet goes “well I don’t see anything wrong here…. he’s just a VERY handsome boy” & i almost teared up

[burgrs]

my HANDSOME boy…

[jerk-jock]

Diagnosed with handsome boy disease

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[prime-tiktoks]

[weirdlylyricalnotes]

[Transcription:

Girl: The boys don't know about this yet but like, when you guys peel off your skin layers, like when we like shed-

Boy: I want, with all my heart- I feel, in my bones, I feel like this is a joke, but- But then I read the comments. Do you- do you guys shed? D-d-do you shed your skin? Do you do that? Is that- Is that like- What- What-what are the other masks for? What-what are the other face masks-? What does that do? D- Is it once a month? Like a Netflix subscription? Is- is it twice? Do they hit you with two? How does- How does- I have so many goddamn ques- Sweet chalupa Jesus I jus-

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[the-only-useful-lesbian]

The VD just doesn't tell you how desperate his voice is