I Don't Care

my name is Tori

[smmamm]

friend: are you okay? me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?

[ripe]

[just--earth]

[ruinedchildhood]

[darling-with-no-problems]

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

i was gonna make fun of soulja boy for being shorter than me but then i saw

so hes alright for now

[maxknightley]

soulja boy continues to tell ‘em

[ocean-of-acid]

when you hug someone and it feels like coming home

[kitty]

me

[lovingexotics]

Green Sea Turtle Hatchling Chelonia mydas Source: Here

[lately-leo-blog]

cis person: so have you had,, ,, , the surgery?

me: u bet

[birdofhum]

Tumblr recommended this post to me and I can’t even be mad cos it made me laugh

[fuckyoubaker-deactivated2017040]

[aveline-shepard]

“I also think it’s weird in movies, when someone has amnesia, and they wake up in the hospital, a lot of times surrounded by friends and family, but when they open their eyes they go ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’ because that’s not how you act when you don’t recognize somebody. That’s very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn’t recognize you went ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’. I always try to be really polite in life, so if I had amnesia, you’d never know it! I’d wake up and they’d be like ‘Hi John, we’re so happy you’re awake’ and I’d just be like, ‘Oh, hey man… How’s it going? Oh hey dude, nice to see you again’ because that’s how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you and you have no fucking clue who they are.”

— John Mulaney

[andreablythe]

Excellent point.

[thatgirlonstage]

John Mulaney woke up with amnesia once and never told anyone because he was too worried about being rude

[meme4u]

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

every time i see this i lose my mind

[teafortteu]

[traumartist]

[rbgif]

[demiiwhiffin]

[always-lose-deactivated20200125]

December // Neck Deep