Sauntering vaguely inwards.

Cis female, bi/pan/sapiosexual, 30 something, chronic illness, nerdy humor, feminist, body positive, animal lover, and I may or may not be a witch. Stick around and find out.

[quotemadness]

Millions of people can draw. Art is whether there is a scream in you wanting to get out in a special way.

Chaim Potok (via quotemadness)

[kimwexlersponytail]

🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈

[seasons-gredence]

have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?

because

they’re

great

full album here

[seasons-gredence]

i can’t believe dobby invented hashtags

[seasons-gredence]

i don’t even care if you reblog it, i just need you all to look at that album for your own health

[snapped-snape]

My boy snape saying what we’re all thinking

The dark lord

The four hogwarts founders

And my personal favorite

[drarryking]

Lmao I know I have seen this before upon a time but here it is again

[wolfstarisbeststar]

I’m on a public bus and I’m wheezing how dare thee

[funnyasxvideos]

Lmaoo omgg i can’t stop crying

[drawing-prompt-s]

A creature designed to be “cute”, created by a god that does not fully understand what “cute” looks like to humans.

[caramelshrimp]

[libraryspectre]

…….it worked……excellent job…….thank you for spider……

[happifying-things]

[valtsv]

i wouldn’t survive one of those “evil doppelgänger” movies because like i barely have any self-concept dude… like some bitch shows up and tells me they’re the ‘‘‘real me’’’ and i’m an imposter and they’re going to kill me and take their rightful place which i stole from them i’d just be like i don’t even know who i am, man

[valtsv]

if YOU’RE me… and I’M me….. then who’s the double????????!??

[fangirltothefullest]

Ok but like this is hilarious to me??? You’re sitting there and your evil doppelganger appears in your living room after haunting you creepily and youre all scared and they’re like muwahaha I will now kill you and take your place! And you’re just like so relieved and you say my dude I have no sense of self and my life amounts to Not Much… I have taxes and student loans and like the economy is shit if you want my life go ahead and take it.

And the doppelganger is like wait what?

And you’re like, in fact, I’ll give my life to you so long as I can go live in the woods as a hermit with wifi and stuff. Just remember to feed the cat and try not to do the murder thing.

And the doppelganger is like wait you have what now…?

And you’re just listing off the shit you have yo deal with? Student loans, no money, tiny apartment, cat…. and youre like, you should know what my life is like, you’re the one who wants it. Also don’t go to the grocery store two blocks away my ex works there and you’re totally gonna have to deal with that embarrassment if you walk in. Oh and also I work like three jobs so you probably won’t have time for any murder sprees cause like the rent is real expensive my dude. And I’m allergic to gluten and nuts! Anyways have fun! I’m gonna go become a bog witch and live off plants and not have responsibilities see ya!

And the doppelganger is like NO WAIT COME BACK THIS WAS A MISTAKE-

[injuries-in-dust]

Bold of you to assume I’m leaving my cat behind.

[infinityuserboxes]

[4444555666777888999]

Ur damn right

[swirlymind]

This user needs the subtitles on or they miss all the dialogue

[stolenbreath]

This user wants to eat chips while watching.

[brightlotusmoon]

[catchymemes]

[excellentbitch]

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

[excellentbitch]

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

[silverstrike]

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

[cryol]

I love him

[mj-theskywitch]

yall r missing the BEST one

[your-villainous-neighbour]

I might have just found myself a new idol

[c3rvida3]

You know, in retrospect, having gay marriage as a debate topic when I was the only openly gay kid in class was SUPER WEIRD. Imagine if you walked into AP Gov and your teacher pointed at you like, “I don’t think Brian should have health insurance because he sucks. Discuss?”

[heterodox-heterographer]

I know this is a joke and your point is 100% correct but that’s literally what happens to disabled people

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

intersectionality

[thepersonalquotes]

[shenannygans]

[stolenbreath]

Oh my goodness this looks just like the cat I had growing up <3 

[turnipfritters]

i notice that tumblr dot com has their black history month banner up, and that’s nice, but i feel like any even more fun black history month activity would be deleting all the white supremacist blogs

[lagonegirl]

I hope he wins the lawsuit, a police officer was finally doing the right thing and they penalize him for not being a racist monster!

[theboykingofhell]

his name is stephen mader and not only did he refuse to shoot, he actively wanted to help the man (ronald ‘rj’ williams) because he could tell that he was only acting out because of mental illness. rj williams was suicidal and holding an unloaded gun and, while mader didn’t shoot him, a fellow officer (ryan kuzma) did and murdered him on the spot. here is the source and here’s to hoping rj williams gets justice

[socialistexan]

“Saying the words ‘Just shoot me’ sent up the red flag that he was just trying to harm himself and no one else … That’s what made me make my decision. He needed help” I hate this fucking world. The guy was actually trying to do his job by actually desculating the situation the right way (desculating these days apparently just means shoot them) and was fired for “failing to eliminate a threat.”

[critgemhero]

HE WON THE LAWSUIT AND GOT $175,000

[aphrican-aphrodite]

I read this whole story. It is wild !! The conversations between him and his ex coworkers about what went down that day 😧😶

Listen to it all here:

What Happened When A White Cop Decided Not to Shoot a Black Man

A shocking story of police and lethal force. Just not the one you might expect.

[uncleromeo]

when I say there are no good cops, this is part of the reason why.

“good cops” lose their jobs for doing the right thing.

“good cops” die mysteriously after whistleblowing.

“good cops” are forced to choose between their livelihood and becoming just like the rest.

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[jenniferrpovey]

See.

Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.

Cats see us as colony members.

Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.

So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.

People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.