I just really hate peanut butter.

she/her

[rolling-stock-locomotive]

[cooking-with-hailstones]

Imagine you've spent the last couple of years hearing over and over again from the media that Nigel Farage is sure to defeat Labour and become the next prime minister of Britain.

Imagine you're one of the politicians who's had to deal with Nigel Farage and his antics for DECADES.

Now imagine he does some weasely shit to try and dodge accountability for some very serious issues.

You all decide not to indulge in this weasel shit.

And now, the weasel shit he tried to pull might be his very undoing. You laugh and laugh alongside your Labour, Tory, Lib Dem and Green colleagues, in a rare moment of unity where for all of question period you get to dunk on the fact that this summer, Nigel Farage is going to be running against a comedian with a trash can on his head.

[the-clacton-affair]

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[the-clacton-affair]

[inadvertently-biblical]

JUDITH in Her Black Dress in RIDE OR DIE - 1.01

[gaeliclass]

Hannah Waddingham helped design that dress

Why Hannah Waddingham personally designed Judith’s kickass gown in the ‘Ride or Die’ series premiere

Waddingham stars alongside Octavia Spencer in the Prime Video action comedy series.

[knitmeapony]

Holy shiiiiiiiiit.

[amy-vic]

*adds to watchlist at speed, because oh my fuuuuuck*

[writingdose]

one of the best feelings tbh

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[insomaniackills]

Folks really need to reacquaint themselves with this concept

[roxywritesstuff]

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[anachronic-cobra]

[tiny-wins-and-gold-stars]

⭐To all the fanfic writers out there, a little gold star!⭐

[superchat]

there was a great study a few years that went into the whole "ppl online are bigger jerks than irl cuz theres a virtual wall and no repercussions" and the researchers were expecting to see that be the case but it turns out that people who were really angry or argumentative online were also found to just be assholes in person and people who were pretty patient and nice online were found to be patient and nice in real person as well

and it just debunked that whole cynical idea that people will naturally be mean if theres no punishment for it

[superchat]

source another source

the researchers found that being online didnt make people more hostile, but that being online allowed already hostile people to dominate forum conversations, and the less aggressive people were much less likely to reply or engage, ending in just the aggressive people bickering at eachother

[homunculus-argument]

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

[homunculus-argument]

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

[wardenaristraith]

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

[homunculus-argument]

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[the-rat12]

History is written by victors

[tentacleteapot]

yeah well Victor fucking bit me

[stay-the-knight]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

see the thing is i'm not really a fervent comic book fan but i'm geared in juuuuuust enough that I keep rotating that panel of absolute batman literally drop-kicking a child in the back of my mind like fish in a low resolution gif

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yeag @confused-they here you go

scruncht that child in a life preserver and gave it the ol' one-two

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

[ID in alt text]

[chessandothermemes]