Bird threading pine needles through a leaf to shelter its nestÂ
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this bird is fucking sewing
How cool is that?!
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@fuck-yeah-nature
Bird threading pine needles through a leaf to shelter its nestÂ
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this bird is fucking sewing
How cool is that?!
sand dollars doin their thing
theyâre basically sea roombas
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I just found *the best* ebay store
and by âthe bestâ i mean look at these plushes
oh sure they have plenty of dogs and cats and bunnies⊠but they also have:
Humpback Anglerfish (Melanocetus johnsonii) (one of several varieties of anglerfish on offer.
Predatory tunicates
Lovely (their description!) hatchetfish
magnetic cicadas for your fridge
and then thereâs their prehistoric animals, like Doryastis
a tie-dyed Dunkleosteus that just wants to be your friend
a Hallucigenia that lives up to its name
They also have a lot of CUTE BIRBS including perching ones with magnets in their bellies, but if you like weird animals, then get on down to Animals Japan, because they have like 708 different kinds of plushes in stock and Iâve never seen anything like âem.
Cooool!
psst yo, i'm in a Moth Mood today. What are some real cool moths?
of courseâŠ. let me reach into my moth satchel
theres the morning glory plume moth ( or t moth! )Â
a lime hawk moth
an impatiens hawk moth ( every hawk moth is good theyre all good )
texas wasp moth ( plus boots )Â
this moth is called idalus herois and it has a secret clown on it
the lygodium spider moth also has a clown on it but a scarier one
these are all the moths i have. thank you
my bug ate my homework
Okay listen, I love an appreciate bugs as much as the next guy but people who have THIS as a PET?! Whole nother level of respect my dude. You do your funky little buggy thing. Iâll be over here with my dogs...
PUUUURAAAAIISE JESUS!!! HALLELUJAH!
me and a friend are looking through a huge list of ball python morph names and i justâŠ
tag yourself. im Corpse
Snake people are weird...Also Iâm Bumble Bee Lucifer
Love them
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Sometimes it just be like that.
This makes me super uncomfortable for some reason...
"This could end up being one of those little oddities and mysteries of our careers that 40 years from now, weâll be retired and still questioning quite how this happened," one monk seal expert said.
This has nothing to do with anything but itâs the greatest headline Iâve ever seen
This article is amazing
Iâd put my favourite quotes from the article up, but itâs the whole dang article.
âItâs just so shocking,â Claire Simeone, a veterinarian and monk seal expert based in Hawaii, told The Washington Post on Thursday. âItâs an animal that has another animal stuck up its nose.â
@snowflakeeel Keep a close eye on Noodle!
Please read this, itâs amazing.
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Have you ever heard a weddell seal speak before?đŸ
Seals are the perfect creature I will not debate on this.
Daphnea are officially my favorite zooplankton. Sheâs so round, so curvy.
a few fun octopus facts:
their arms are similar to our tongues in that their muscle fibers are  oriented in three different directionsÂ
octopuses are disconcertingly strong (anecdotal evidence says that a 15 inch wide octopus was as strong as the scientist handling it)
on that note that same scientist said that when her octopuses escaped she would have to run behind them, âlike catsâ (paraphrased from sy montgomeryâs the soul of an octopus)
aquariums have âoctopus enriching programsâ so they donât get bored and fuck shit up in their tanks
they are crazy smart like. really. really fucking smartÂ
but we canât compare their intelligence to ours because our evolution branched from the same common ancestor so long ago we cannot comprehend how they think
itâs believed that their intelligence evolved when they lost their shell, and had to adapt to predict how countless of different prey and predators would act, how to avoid them, distract them, lure them or trick themÂ
they visualize how other creatures are going to act, which means they have have awareness that others are individuals which is a type of consciousness but i canât remember what itâs called right nowÂ
like, they use toolsÂ
they have distinct personalitiesÂ
aquarium octopuses are socialized from a very young age and even though in the wild they are solitary creatures they become extremely friendly with enough human exposure
sometimes they dislike people for no apparent reason and will shoot water at them
they have three heartsÂ
each of their arms has a tiny brain that controls movement and sensory input on its own i shit you not
they are color blind and yet they can camouflage their color and nobody knows howÂ
they can change the color and texture of their skin faster than human eyes can keep up with it
great pacific octopuses are white when they are peaceful, and red when theyâre excitedÂ
aquarium octopus have escaped their tanks and slithered down pipes into the oceanÂ
escaped their tanks to eat the fish in other tanksÂ
escaped their tanks to go fight other octopuses cuz they were bored
octopus fight club
learned how to take photographs
cost thousands of dollars by flooding new floors
they can feel, taste, and smell with their suckers and all of their skin
they enjoy tasting their food by slowly moving it through their suckers instead of shoving it in their beaks
they can rewrite their rna. no, really
the only reason why they havenât evolved to take over as the next dominant race is because theyâre doing pretty well  in the ocean so thereâs no need for them to adapt furtherÂ
thereâs a ton more but iâm so overwhelmed by love i canâ think of any at the moment iâm going to cry
read the soul of an octopus by sy mongomery no she didnât pay me i just love octopuses so muchÂ
Also:
learned to shoot out the annoying light over the tank
hid in floor drains when caught out of their tanks by researchers
hid the shells of crabs stolen from a tank under a third, unrelated tank
Sy is a wonderful human and a great researcher. NEAq actually named a GPO after her in honor of all her work on octopuses. (Or octopi, or octopodes - theyâre all correct). Definitely read that book.Â
-liked being splashed. Figured out that spitting water would have keepers splash back in response
- learned to spray 45°F water everywhere to demand splashes
-likes taking brushes from divers. Knows the best way to do this was to sneak up from underneath or reach over the shoulder
-will wait until keepers are looking away/distracted to grab stuff and knows exactly how far to sink down to get out of reach
-seriously octos are huge thieves. If you have something in your hand, they want it. As soon as they grab it, it belongs to them. Thereâs no food and they have no use for it? Doesnât matter itâs their thing now.
-we lost a magnet scrubber for three days because one stole it from the interns. Every time she let it go and we reached a net to get it, she would snatch it out of the net and drag it back into the den. By the time we got it back she had torn apart the scrub pad
-honestly itâs like keeping an aquatic possessive 8-legged cat
All iâm getting from this is
Cats, corvids, and octopi
Land air and sea
How did the gulper eel get its name? Itâs easy to see here! The crew of the E/V Nautilus spotted this gulper eel (Eurypharynx pelecanoides) while exploring the deep waters of PapahÄnaumokuÄkea Marine National Marine Sanctuary. Gulper eelsâ mouths work similarly to pelicansâ, growing bigger rapidly so they can scoop up prey.
Need to see it again, more slowly? Weâve got you covered.
(Video: OET/NOAA)
[Video description: A gulper eel âinflatesâ its mouth while floating near the ocean bottom. GIFs are slowed-down parts of the video.]
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Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend.Â
UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK
old boys
it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasnât just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms
Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)
Found these funky plankton pals today in lab! I believe theyâre all zooplankton but the middle could be a protist.
hello i have learnt more spider facts
spiders will pull their own legs clean off if they get damaged because most of them can regrow legs during molting, which explains why you often see spiders missing a leg but never any missing half a leg?
some remarkably distressing scientists proved this by getting a spider to pull off all of its legs and then feeding its limbless torso for months until it sprouted a full complement of legs again and then hopefully used them to get the fuck out of dodge
baby spiders donât get lenses until their first molt and before that they just have baby eyes and while this ought not to be any weirder than the concept of baby teeth, welp,
there are so many spiders floating around thousands of metres up in the air that theyâre described as âaerial planktonâ
The Sky Is Full Of Spiders
there are spider-parasitising spiders but instead of laying eggs in organs or stealing blood or anything like that they just ride on top of bigger spiders and steal snacks when their mighty steed is eating
there are ant-mimicking spiders that use their disguises to raid ant nests and w/e but there are also ant mimics that just. hang out. they make fake ant colonies full of fake ants. sometimes the actual ants that theyâre mimicking find their house and live with them. stealth 100
some mother spiders live in communal family nests, where multiple mothers can work together to bring down bigger prey while all their collected babies are cared for by the babysitters
some mother spiders feed their babies mouth to mouth like birds
some mother spiders carry their babies around and i was aware of this but not the fact that if you steal their eggsac theyâll freak out and search for it for hours and sometimes end up adopting anything thatâs vaguely the right size, they will carry around empty snail shells for weeks and lovingly dote on themâŠ
guys i am literally about to cry over spider moms