Trainers against Galarian Petroleum

[Unreality/Pokemon RP] They know what they did

[fuck-you-gp]

I should introduce myself. I'm Jett (they/them). I work at a non-profit rescue for Water types, and run a gym as well to help raise money and awareness for the cause.

My partner Sharpedo was a rescue that couldn't be released back into the wild, actually. He's still great in battle, though.

Pelipper Mail/Malice: ON

Musharna Mail/Malice: ON

Magic Anons: OFF

IC Anon Hate: ON

[This intro is subject to change. I'm making a full set of gym leaders, and until I determine the order they're gonna be in, I can't say what their full team is going to look like.

[Jett and OP are both adults. Likes and follows come from @a-fandom-trashdump.]

[gotta-pet-em-all]

i don'twant to leave ithurts it hurts

-🌹

I don't know what you want from me, anon. I'm feeling a little freaked out by how heavily you seem to be relying on me, and I don't want to be responsible for causing some spectacular crashout if I say the wrong thing.

[fuck-you-gp]

Anon you should go to therapy instead of doing. This.

[parasect-center]

I need to follow more Rotomblrs. Spice up my dash with some more variety. RB THIS POST IF IT REACHES YOU and i'll send some asks and traction etc your way, investigate your blorbos.

[fuck-you-gp]

Apicot Berry- An aspect of themselves that the muse is proud of

I mean, what I'm most proud of is my stubbornness. Probably not what anyone would expect but it's gotten me through a whole lot.

[feraligatrfangs]

you know what time of year it is

i'm posting these up all around town today, and i'll put some around school tomorrow!

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

I will personally give offenders the Auntie Face of Disapproval if they try to give a living creature as a gift!

[ecruteak-ghostmother]

Berry Ask Meme!

Oran Berry- Something the muse considers important in day to day life

Aspear Berry- Something the muse does to stay warm and cozy on a cold day

Rawst Berry- Something the muse does to stay cool on a hot day

Pecha Berry- The muse’s favorite dessert

Cheri Berry- How the muse deals with nervousness

Chesto Berry- The muse’s bedtime routine

Persim Berry- Something the muse has trouble understanding

Lum Berry- Something (an item or a method) the muse finds to be useful in difficult situations

Sitrus Berry- A way the muse likes to rest and relax

Liechi Berry- A physical activity the muse enjoys

Ganlon Berry- Something that makes the muse feel safe

Petaya Berry- Something the muse finds mentally engaging

Apicot Berry- An aspect of themselves that the muse is proud of

Salac Berry- A time in the muse’s life they wish could have lasted longer

Micle Berry- A subject the muse is well-versed in

Lansat Berry- Something that brings out excitement in the muse

Custap Berry- How well the muse keeps their cool in a crisis

Enigma Berry- A time the muse made something good out of a bad situation

[mint-swirl]

life pro tip: pokemon held item rules apply to you too. hold onto a single berry and eat it when you feel weak. hold onto your leftovers to nibble at throughout the day to regain stamina. hold onto ultranecrozium z to attack your foes with the light that burns the sky.

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

hey, anybody wanna buy a used sharpedo pattern bomber jacket? Iwant to buy some new outerwear and have to let go of at least one old piece.

[fuck-you-gp]

Sounds cool

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

ah, fuck yeah, here's a picture

[front and back pictures of a blue bomber jacket with a sharpedo mouth patterned decal stiched into the back, with several band patches on the front and sleeves. It's hard to say if some of these bands still exist. there's some nicks and cuts, but all signs of wear seem very well repaired.]

I picked up the jacket itself for like 100,000 poke about 6 and a half years ago, so we can do some negotiation. it was a real quality MA-1, but it's seen some years.

[fuck-you-gp]

Ah, right, things are expensive when you don't make them yourself.

After bills, I only have about 8,000 poke to my name. If that's enough for you, great, if not, I'll have to pass.

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

hey, anybody wanna buy a used sharpedo pattern bomber jacket? Iwant to buy some new outerwear and have to let go of at least one old piece.

[fuck-you-gp]

Sounds cool

[sticksandsharks]

Family of Cyprinidae, Water-Type native to Kanto.

[pokemonshelterstories]

can i interest you in a handful of piplup

[brightfuture-unova]

You've seen what Giallo has said about Rood. They're both Sages but clearly something happened to split them up.

But that doesn't make any sense.

They can't split up cause that'd mean they don't agree and if they don't agree then someone has to be wrong and none of them can be wrong cause they're all good people...

[fuck-you-gp]

People can disagree and still both be good people. Hell, people can disagree, and neither of them are necessarily wrong. That's the thing about opinions.

[brightfuture-unova]

How would that even work??

[fuck-you-gp]

Sometimes, there's no objectively correct truth in a situation and therefore no clear right or wrong opinion on the matter.

[brightfuture-unova]

But they have to be right.

[fuck-you-gp]

Not always. Right and wrong only apply when it comes to concrete facts, and even then, wrong people are often just misinformed.

[brightfuture-unova]

That doesn't make any sense

[fuck-you-gp]

That's the thing about life, it doesn't make sense. Everyone is just figuring it out as they go.

[brightfuture-unova]

No no no you're not listening. The Sages can't be wrong. It's impossible!

[fuck-you-gp]

Anyone can be wrong, that's part of being human.

[brightfuture-unova]

But Lord Giallo said... better than human. He's better than human.

[fuck-you-gp]

Is he a Legendary? Because that's the only way he can be better than human, and even then, I've seen plenty of Legendaries on here that are still capable of being wrong.

[deactivated-blog]

I’m Yveltal’s chosen, and one Ghetsis’ chosen six as well <3

[fuck-you-gp]

And both you and Yveltal are capable of being wrong.

[deactivated-blog]

Well duh, but not in this case. Rood is a selfish piece of shit.

[fuck-you-gp]

I don't know anything about what's going on and I don't want to, I'm just explaining something.

[brightfuture-unova]

You've seen what Giallo has said about Rood. They're both Sages but clearly something happened to split them up.

But that doesn't make any sense.

They can't split up cause that'd mean they don't agree and if they don't agree then someone has to be wrong and none of them can be wrong cause they're all good people...

[fuck-you-gp]

People can disagree and still both be good people. Hell, people can disagree, and neither of them are necessarily wrong. That's the thing about opinions.

[brightfuture-unova]

How would that even work??

[fuck-you-gp]

Sometimes, there's no objectively correct truth in a situation and therefore no clear right or wrong opinion on the matter.

[brightfuture-unova]

But they have to be right.

[fuck-you-gp]

Not always. Right and wrong only apply when it comes to concrete facts, and even then, wrong people are often just misinformed.

[brightfuture-unova]

That doesn't make any sense

[fuck-you-gp]

That's the thing about life, it doesn't make sense. Everyone is just figuring it out as they go.

[brightfuture-unova]

No no no you're not listening. The Sages can't be wrong. It's impossible!

[fuck-you-gp]

Anyone can be wrong, that's part of being human.

[brightfuture-unova]

But Lord Giallo said... better than human. He's better than human.

[fuck-you-gp]

Is he a Legendary? Because that's the only way he can be better than human, and even then, I've seen plenty of Legendaries on here that are still capable of being wrong.

[deactivated-blog]

I’m Yveltal’s chosen, and one Ghetsis’ chosen six as well <3

[fuck-you-gp]

And both you and Yveltal are capable of being wrong.

[brightfuture-unova]

You've seen what Giallo has said about Rood. They're both Sages but clearly something happened to split them up.

But that doesn't make any sense.

They can't split up cause that'd mean they don't agree and if they don't agree then someone has to be wrong and none of them can be wrong cause they're all good people...

[fuck-you-gp]

People can disagree and still both be good people. Hell, people can disagree, and neither of them are necessarily wrong. That's the thing about opinions.

[brightfuture-unova]

How would that even work??

[fuck-you-gp]

Sometimes, there's no objectively correct truth in a situation and therefore no clear right or wrong opinion on the matter.

[brightfuture-unova]

But they have to be right.

[fuck-you-gp]

Not always. Right and wrong only apply when it comes to concrete facts, and even then, wrong people are often just misinformed.

[brightfuture-unova]

That doesn't make any sense

[fuck-you-gp]

That's the thing about life, it doesn't make sense. Everyone is just figuring it out as they go.

[brightfuture-unova]

No no no you're not listening. The Sages can't be wrong. It's impossible!

[fuck-you-gp]

Anyone can be wrong, that's part of being human.

[brightfuture-unova]

But Lord Giallo said... better than human. He's better than human.

[fuck-you-gp]

Is he a Legendary? Because that's the only way he can be better than human, and even then, I've seen plenty of Legendaries on here that are still capable of being wrong.

[brightfuture-unova]

You've seen what Giallo has said about Rood. They're both Sages but clearly something happened to split them up.

But that doesn't make any sense.

They can't split up cause that'd mean they don't agree and if they don't agree then someone has to be wrong and none of them can be wrong cause they're all good people...

[fuck-you-gp]

People can disagree and still both be good people. Hell, people can disagree, and neither of them are necessarily wrong. That's the thing about opinions.

[brightfuture-unova]

How would that even work??

[fuck-you-gp]

Sometimes, there's no objectively correct truth in a situation and therefore no clear right or wrong opinion on the matter.

[brightfuture-unova]

But they have to be right.

[fuck-you-gp]

Not always. Right and wrong only apply when it comes to concrete facts, and even then, wrong people are often just misinformed.

[brightfuture-unova]

That doesn't make any sense

[fuck-you-gp]

That's the thing about life, it doesn't make sense. Everyone is just figuring it out as they go.

[brightfuture-unova]

No no no you're not listening. The Sages can't be wrong. It's impossible!

[fuck-you-gp]

Anyone can be wrong, that's part of being human.

[brightfuture-unova]

You've seen what Giallo has said about Rood. They're both Sages but clearly something happened to split them up.

But that doesn't make any sense.

They can't split up cause that'd mean they don't agree and if they don't agree then someone has to be wrong and none of them can be wrong cause they're all good people...

[fuck-you-gp]

People can disagree and still both be good people. Hell, people can disagree, and neither of them are necessarily wrong. That's the thing about opinions.

[brightfuture-unova]

How would that even work??

[fuck-you-gp]

Sometimes, there's no objectively correct truth in a situation and therefore no clear right or wrong opinion on the matter.

[brightfuture-unova]

But they have to be right.

[fuck-you-gp]

Not always. Right and wrong only apply when it comes to concrete facts, and even then, wrong people are often just misinformed.

[brightfuture-unova]

That doesn't make any sense

[fuck-you-gp]

That's the thing about life, it doesn't make sense. Everyone is just figuring it out as they go.

[brightfuture-unova]

You've seen what Giallo has said about Rood. They're both Sages but clearly something happened to split them up.

But that doesn't make any sense.

They can't split up cause that'd mean they don't agree and if they don't agree then someone has to be wrong and none of them can be wrong cause they're all good people...

[fuck-you-gp]

People can disagree and still both be good people. Hell, people can disagree, and neither of them are necessarily wrong. That's the thing about opinions.

[brightfuture-unova]

How would that even work??

[fuck-you-gp]

Sometimes, there's no objectively correct truth in a situation and therefore no clear right or wrong opinion on the matter.

[brightfuture-unova]

But they have to be right.

[fuck-you-gp]

Not always. Right and wrong only apply when it comes to concrete facts, and even then, wrong people are often just misinformed.