[azpunkdotcom]

[goat-of-departure]

[clickclicksaddleup]

[ophanim444]

How decolonized I want my kids to be

[joe-pippinpaddle-oppsokopolis]

[hollowboobtheory]

not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting

[hollowboobtheory]

they eat people and can turn into bats and crawl around on walls, lizard fashion, and can hypnotize you with your eyes. a) the age gap is not the creepy part and b) the creep factor is kinda the appeal

[hollowboobtheory]

they don’t age. that’s part of the horror of it actually. would you accept eternal life, if you can never progress? can never grow or change? you’ll live forever, eternal youth, but frozen exactly as you are now. you will never become the person you’re meant to be. you are trapped in the mind of a 17-year-old forever. also ‘theoretically old if you disregard the fact that he’s a vampire’ doesn’t even make the top 20 worst things about edward cullen list. girl he’s mormon. prioritize

[factoryangelheaven]

i can’t listen to misery business because i hate businesses

[factoryangelheaven]

misery commune

[factoryangelheaven]

i’m in the co op of misery let’s take it from the top

[bepisdrink]

she got a body fuelled sustainably by all organic crops

[saintdollyparton]

It’s like Natasha Bedingfield said… release your inner bitches or whatever.

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

my dad sent this to me

[isnt]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[buleczka-cynamonowa]

My sister's cat just walked in and spread her toes like this and I have no idea why.

[thefiresontheheight]

asserting dominance

[vinnybox02]

[carlburton]

Ikea’s modular sofa designer is Game of the Year

[catloversu]

[twistedpictures1-deactivated202]

hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work

WHAT

[giltspark]

[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[shaddy-bee]

Playing catch :)

[radiofreederry]

[fuckboynr4]

Me: okay I’m drunk enough for this…

Friend: oooohhh are you meeting up with someone ???

Me: ….. I was just gonna ask for your Snapchat😬

Friend: lmao

[fuckboynr4]

Its not even 10 pm and I’m curled up on the couch with McDonald’s, that’s the kind o night I’ve had

[fuckboynr4]

Me: okay I’m drunk enough for this…

Friend: oooohhh are you meeting up with someone ???

Me: ….. I was just gonna ask for your Snapchat😬

Friend: lmao

[chaoticneutralwife]

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel